lolbama! Part 22
This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Looks like I picked a good captioning picture last week. Had to leave quite a few on the cutting room floor. Good work, people.
Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
From Fenshing:
From Zappatrust:
From AlanABQ:
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From Brian the Adequate:
From Kevin:
From Evan:
From Garry:
From George the Pure(ile):
From Hellrider:
[reference link]
From Julie:
From me (Harvey):
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From Paul:
From Shabba:
From Zorn:
From Robert:
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
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September 8th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Now this could only happen to a guy like me
And only happen in a town like this.
So may I say to each of you most gratefully
As I throw each one of you a kiss:
My kind of town.
Chicago is my kind of town.
Chicago is my kind of people, too;
People who smile at you,
And each time I roam
Chicago is callin’ me home.
Chicago is one town that won’t let you down;
It’s my kind of town.
My kind of town.
Chicago is my kind of town.
Chicago is my kind of razzmatazz
And it has all that jazz,
And each time I leave
Chicago is tuggin’ my sleeve.
Chicago is the Wrigley Building,
Chicago is the Union Stockyards,
Chicago is one town that won’t let you down;
It’s my kind of town.
September 8th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Good show, everyone! Garry’s had me laughing hard.
September 8th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Obama take the wheel
Take it from my hands
‘Cause I’m makin’ more profits than I should
September 8th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Thanks Alan. That was a great pic this week.
September 8th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
*teleprompters inside eyelids
September 8th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Man, oh man. I can’t think of a thing for today’s uncaptioned that doesn’t jettison it right out of PG_13 territory.
Good stuff in here. Garry’s cracked me up in particular, and special kudos to the top 2 items.
September 8th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
“Who run bartertown?”
Awesome!
September 8th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
… and more, much more than this … I did it Myyyyy Waaaaay!
September 8th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Three or four, or however many you may have, Thumbs Up to “Who Run Bartertown”
September 9th, 2009 at 12:39 am
O’bama’s school song;
I love you
You love me
We’re best friends like friends
Like friends should be
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too?
All he needs is a big purple tail.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Your monayyyy, oooh oh
Your freedom, oh oh ooo oh
Your screw ed oh oh,
I’m kenyan, oh oh ooo oh
September 9th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
(Cuz he’s just that arrogant)
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
Ill state my case, of which Im certain.
Ive lived a life thats full.
Ive traveled each and evry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Regrets, Ive had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.
Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.
Ive had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.
To think I did all that;
And may I say – not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!
September 11th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
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September 12th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Okay, I “borrowed” this from NRO and I don’t know how to do the little musical notes floating around his head but:
Of Me I Sing.
(The lyrics of course taken from America, a song they used to teach us to sing in elementary school…..
My county ’tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing.
Land where our fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims pride,
From every mountainside,
LET FREEDOM RING.
(Or something close….I haven’t heard or sung that song in a few years….)
September 13th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Moon River, wider than a mile,
I’m crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
wherever you’re going I’m going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.
There’s such a lot of world to see.
We’re after the same rainbow’s end–
waiting ’round the bend,
my huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.