Frank Advice for Life

No matter how bleak things may appear, there is no such thing as a situation so desperate that you can’t somehow rig together a shiv.

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  1. I stick u, I stick u gud. I stick u so gud, you wish i no stick u so good.

    — barry hussein, to hillary on acceptance of the demon-rat-tick nomination, about his shiv made of soros hair.

  2. “Shivs are way easier but you’ll never kill a Gorn that way.” – Hammy

    There has never been a problem that could not be resolved through a good stabbing. If you do not succeed at first, just stab harder.

  3. Shank and shiv are two different items. A shank refers to an edged weapon, getting it’s name from the steel shank in a boot, that could be removed and fashioned into a knife. A shiv is a weapon sharpened to a point, like an ice pick.
    It’s quite amazing what can be improvised with only common items.

  4. Interesting advice Frankie. I have been pondering a article by Pagilla in Salon called “Too Late for Obama to Turn It Around?”

    What has me in a quandry is I actually agree with some of the points in her article, which of course makes me terribly nervous but also brings to mind the lyrics from the song Truck’in by the Grateful Dead “Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip its been.”

  5. I think I saw Mr. T improvise a rocket-powered shiv on the A-Team once. Mr.T, like MacGuyver, but masculine, deadlier, and better hair. By the way, Frank, WHERE are you blogging from? Some vacation, were you need a shiv. Sounds like a gray bar hotel stay.

  6. The word “shiv” is also used as a substitute for “block” (as in “block-and-tackle”). It’s not exactly easy to come up with one from scratch.

    “Hey Harvey! Put it through the shiv over there.” (Harvey puts it through the shiv.)

    Ok. Bye bye.

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