Shouldn’t Hasan be referred to in the news as “the alleged gunman who totally did it.”?
When there is a scuffle in Ireland, the there’s no need to specifically mention in the news story that alcohol was involved.
If the Large Hadron Collider destroys the universe, is that considered a success in verifying the existence of the Higgs boson?
It would be funny if the universe is destroyed and we’re all met by an excited God asking, “Did you find it?”
If the universe is destroyed today, do you think more people will blame CERN or booooosh?
I’m not going to use Windows 7 until MS writes me a letter of apology for Vista and at least tries to explain how that happened.
Electricity is complicated. And it’s invisible. And it can kill you.
How weird is electricity? You can actually use imaginary numbers to predict its behavior.
And when they made imaginary numbers, why did they stop with square root of -1? Why not also square root of unicorn?
This is why smart people like me worry about electricity so you can all focus on things like sparkly vampyres.
Wait, is the Large Hadron Collider going to kill us or just remove us from the timeline?
If we’re wiped out of the timeline, we don’t get to go to Heaven since we never existed to have souls. That’s trouble.
If they do a Gremlins remake, will sunlight kill them or just cause them to sparkle?
Oprah plans to keep to herself after leaving her show and let a designated individual make her proclamations – the Pope-rah.
If America collapses, my backup plan is to become a pirate. Arr!
One problem with becoming a pirate is a parrot’s massive beak freaks me out. You can’t tell me he won’t bite me and it won’t hurt.
I’m getting tired of partisan politics. I wish we could get rid of it, but the stupid, evil liberals won’t let us.
Work extra hard knowing your money is going towards getting poor people prison sentences for not buying health insurance.