I recently put up some action movie lines I thought of myself, and iOwnTheWorld.com was inspired by them to make a contest for coming up with some political action move lines and asked me to pick the winner.
The IMAO readers are probably wondering why I didn’t tell them about the contest. Well, maybe I was just thinking that unleashing the cleverness of IMAO readers on it would be unfair. Or maybe I didn’t know about it. You can pick one of those–whichever makes you feel better.
Anywho, let’s get to the winner. First, here’s a runner up, who wins… HIGH PRAISE!
From Javelina Bomb:
“The science is settled, you’re dead.”
And the winner of the contest, who gets a guest post at iOwnTheWorld.com, is cfm990 who wrote:
I hope you got your free health care, cause son, you’re gonna need it.
Congratulations to the winner! And dishonor and shame to the non-winners!