There is an amateur astronomer that says he found something man-made (or alien-made) on Mars.
He found it using Google Earth.
I know what you’re thinking: “That Sarah Palin sure is hot!” Well, you’d be right. But you’re also thinking, “But you said ‘on Mars’ and he used Google Earth and that just doesn’t add up!”
Well, it turns out that Google Earth has not only maps of Earth, but also the Moon and Mars. And they still call it “Google Earth.” Racists.
Anyway, if you have Google Earth, you can see the “structure,” too:
The astronomer, David Martines, says it’s a building or something. But the director of the Planetary Imaging Research Laboratory, Alfred McEwen, says it’s a cosmic ray.
We spoke with Cosmic Ray, and he said it wasn’t him.
So, what is it?
Here are some possibilities:
- An Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator
- Amelia Earhart
- My car keys
- A sock
- Bigfoot
- Lane Mastadon’s instruction manual
- Waldo
We can’t say with certitude what it is. Something mysterious, we know that much.
What do you think it is?
Additional comments at my little blog.
One pixel probably represents many meters.
My guess is that it’s either an unusual landscape feature (a big rock) or some kind of anomaly with the picture itself (it’s not really there).
Anyway, better nuke it from orbit.
Where on Google Earth (Mars) is Carmen Sandiego?
Boise from the aerial view of nice part of Idaho.
We could call it Mecca and see if we fool enough of the radical element.
Coyote dust trail.
Dohtimes:
Coyote? Or Road Runner?
I think it looks like a blurry, pixalated mouse pointer
elliott:
Biker Mice? Or those big Night Gallery Mice?
I go along with the sock theory. You know all those times when you put two socks in the wasing machine and only one comes out? The other sock is clearly being teleported by aliens to the moon, yet another reason to nuke it.
Rura Penthe (home of Michelle Obama)
It’s obviously just the skeleton of some sort of Martian dinosaur in the sand being uncovered by the wind.
I think it’s nothing, I wish it was the remains of the Democratic Party.
MarkoMancuso:
I disagree. I want nothing to remain of the Democratic Party.
» Manbearpig
» Jimmy Hoffa
» Skid marks in Jimmy’s undershorts
Hey, watch it. I might land on you, too!
I disconcur, Basil. I want their memory to remain. I want the sordid details of Andew Jackson’s tyrannical removal of the Cherokee to remain. I want future generations to hear of the Democratic support for slavery (And Jim Crow) and the refusal of the Copperhead Democrats to support a war that had to be fought. May every American learn of the massive infiltration of our government by Soviet agents during Democratic administrations. May every American read Dereliction of Duty to understand the reprehensible Democratic wartime debacles that faced you the average citizen and the soldier alike. And I hope that James Madison’s vengeful spirit may be given carte blanche to beat Obama to a pulp with a rolled up copy of the Bill of Rights.
It’s cleary Obama’s real birth certificate. That’s why they had to fabricate one–it would have cost too much to go to Mars and get the original.
Weiner’s winky
“2001” monolith. Got lost on its way from Jupiter or whatever. Stupid monoliths.
Democrats’ budget.
HQ of colony of stolen Earth women.
DamnCat’s litter box.
Joooooooooooooooos!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!111!
Ok…I fess up! It’s my wiener!
Nope – MarkoMancuso’s garden is my litter box.
* sound of MarkoMancuso purchasing another box of .22 LR.
I’m just speculating here… but where’s Frank? It must be Frank!
Fraaaaaaaaaank!! (In space, no one can hear me scream.)
Jimmy:
Frank’s in his own world. If he doesn’t show up by 12:03, we’ll send someone to look for him.
Its a geyser. No doubt about it.
I used to be a scientist at JPL in the Planetology Department. At one point in time I had seen more of the Martian surface than anyone because of a crater morphology study I was doing to map underground water and ice. We used to make jokes about the features we saw. But seriously. Its a geyser.
NASA was only half right – It’s a Cosmic Ray Gun.
I’d give him until 12:05, Basil. Sometimes, he’s a little late the night before.
Umm…”crater morphology study”zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! I mean really dude! Like how long does it take a crater to Morph? So like you’ve been watching this one crater for like 20 years and nothing? Wow! I think I’d put the barrel in my mouth and pull the trigger!!!
I just assumed this was the “other” photo Breitbart had on Anthony Weiner.
What’s up with the word certitude? Is it somehow a better word than certainty? Weinerman uses the word “certitude” a lot. Mebbe he uses big words to try to compensate for other short comings.
“Certitude” sounds so much smartier than “certainty” in the same way that “enhance” is so much more smartier than “improve.” Until the Clinton administration, I thought the word “grow” referred to putting seeds in the ground with a topping of crap before letting the sun do all the work. Little did I know that the “seeds and crap” method could work for things like economies and businesses that hitherto had to be “built.”
This brings my rant to the word “effect.” These days, it seems ever so important to have an “effective strategy.” The problem is that all strategies have effects. The question is what effect one is trying to achieve.
And the white thing is a Dick Cheney test nuke shot at Mars, just like the Israeli test nuke shot back in the 80’s. (Both appeared as white dots on satellite photos.)
Why don’t they just zoom in on the license plate and check it’s registration, isn’t that what Google Mars is for?
It’s the entrance to th secret Fort of Awesomness, command base ofr Fred Thompson, Bionic Reagan, and Chuck Norris. No dems allowed.
OK, time to fess up. That’s my Martian summer house. It’s got a killer stereo system, a movie theatre and a great living room. And no, you can’t come over and party.
A fly on the lens.
I’m positive it’s a squirrel and we need to nuke it…
We cannot say with certitude that it is not a squirrel; therefore, we should nuke it.
Yeah, what Burma said….
Looks like a maggot to me. A giant, pustulent SPACE MAGGOT. (Who knew Mars was Nancy Pelosi’s summer home?)
Clearly, it’s the martian who passed out at the end of his martian driveway when the Google mars satellite passed by….lawsuit incoming
That’s a former aid to the Clintons that witnessed certain personal and financial events.
Elvis? Tupac?
There are some things man is not ment to know.
It’s a sandworm.
/The spice must flow…
1. Dick Cheney’s secret factory for reanimating dinosaurs and outfitting them with lasers.
2. The home of the real killer. He is still hiding from OJ. Nobody told him OJ is in prison.
3. The new home of Zawahiri so the Navy Seals can’t get him. Little does he know.
It’s Wan-Hu.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wan_Hu
Wouldn’t it be cool if someone on the Endeavor looked out the window and saw a little boys’ skeleton on a pogo stick floating in orbit?
It looks like a WalMart Super Store.
But it is probably a Recycle Center for satellites, landers and mechanical rovers.
Bantha poodoo.
All wrong. It’s “The Tingler”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tingler
Whatever it is, it wasn’t put there by the Obama administration.
The Obama administration has no space program.
Jimmy, I’m sure he is checking their political affilliation right now. He is hoping whatever it is it is dead so the unions can deal with it and he won’t have to rereform the immigration laws.
Yeah, Lars, you’re prolly right. Lucky for us his unions are dying, too.
Several other things, while I’m at it (having been driven inside by a rainstorm).
1.) Cat poop is not good in Marco’s garden, DamnCat. I’m sorry, but the best fertilizer is… fish. I’ve been known to use Sculpin (“bullheads”), Dogfish and Ratfish. But no saltwater Catfish up here. (Or you can just buy it in a bottle and mix w/water. That reduces the dead carcass smell and the eliminates it from floating to the top when it rains too much.)
2.) “A fly on the lens.” That made me think of the fly on Obama’s face. Thanks a lot, FormerHostage.
3.) @39: Would a “space maggot” gag an Earth maggot? (How about one 700 feet long?)
4.) Burma, I think “certitude” is what Basil is when he writes about politicians. It has a whole lot more whupass in it than ordinary certainty!
MEGATRON!!!
I think I saw this movie, and it didn’t end well.
“Take off and nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure!”
Dammit people, this is proof they have WMD. Obama should send Hillary to speak to the UN right away: http://www.needcoffee.com/2008/08/24/dr-grordborts-moon-hater/
You all got it wrong…. its the storage bunker where they keep all the Hope and Change.
Robby the Robot
So, thats where all the jobs “saved or created” went!!!!!!1!!111!
It’s a heighliner from Dune.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heighliner#Heighliner
Now you know why the real birth certificate never surfaced – Obama’s real middle name is Harkonnen.