Random Thoughts

E3 started, so let’s stop talking about politics for a while and focus on important things like videogames.

Married Bella and Edward: “Why don’t you stare creepily at me anymore?”

As I’ve learned from Edwards and Weiner, politicians who really irritate me are awful awful people.

Remember: The people in DC are weirdos. Stop giving them countless billions to spend.

The only left-wing politicians who aren’t complete phonies are the ones who are complete nuts like Kucinich.

All right-wing politicians are phonies. A true conservative would never contemplate becoming a politician.

When events are already this silly, I find it hard to find something witty to say.

To me, the craziest part of the story still is that the guy’s name actually is “Weiner”

The new goal of Andrew Breitbart is to get every left-wing politician to personally apologize to him.

20 Comments

  1. Wienie Boy has shown us, again, the vain stupidity if the DC ekites, especailly the donkey kind.

    Watching the dems and pmsnbc’ers mental gymnastics excusing Wee Willie Wiener’s actions makes me think apologizing for Wiener should be an Olympic event.

  2. According to his appologizers this was hard for Weiner but he manned up, swollen with pride and bearing erect, and showed what he was made of (pork, pork by-products, 5% filler and, of course, weeeeener flaaaavor).

  3. “The new goal of Andrew Breitbart is to get every left-wing politician to personally apologize to him.”

    Well, why not. He’ll have a better shot than hoping for Republicans to say “thank you” to him, as they should.

  4. The new goal of Andrew Breitbart is to get every left-wing politician to personally apologize to him.

    There is a gem of truth in this – I think we should all start demanding that all left-wing politicians apologize to us. Good idea, Frnak.

    Frank J. for President! Make the left apologize!

  5. The only left-wing politicians who aren’t complete phonies are the ones who are complete nuts like Kucinich.

    Then, of course, there are the politicians like Barbara Boxer who are triple threats: phony, crazy, and stupid. It’s a bad way to go through life, son.

  6. E3? That stupid thing still exists? Anyway, E3 is what people call the 3rd eaglet on the Decorah eagle nest cam. Everyone knows who E3 is. Nobody remembers the vacant halls of E3.

  7. Iowa Jim,
    When you’re quoting me please refer to me as “Ms. Carolyn” or “Senator”.. It’s just this thing I have. I worked so hard for that title. Yes, thank you.

  8. Extracts from Wiener’s theme song:

    “Day after day,
    Alone on a hill,
    The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
    But nobody wants to know him,
    They can see that he’s just a fool,
    And he never gives an answer…

    …The man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud
    But nobody ever hears him,
    or the sound he appears to make,
    and he never seems to notice…

    …And nobody seems to like him,
    they can tell what he wants to do…”

    – Fool on the Hill, The Beatles

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