Random Thoughts: Obama Ate a Dog Edition

In case you missed it, Obama once ate a dog.

Obama: “I can’t believe Romney strapped his dog to the roof of his car. That ruins the flavor.”

I should have suspected something when Obama stopped by Glenn Reynolds’s house for drinks.

All jokes aside, Obama obviously loves dogs. He even wrote a book “To Serve Dog.”

For those not getting the humor, eating a dog in our culture is considered a bit sociopathic.

Our culture is superior.

Politics, it’s an Obama-eat-dog world.

Obama 2012: “Mmm… puppies.”

Obama 2012: “And your little dog, too!”

Obama isn’t anti-woman; when he said “bitch,” he was referring to his meal.

This is a humor goldmine. This is the best thing Obama has ever done for me.

Obama can’t spend his time on these silly attacks; he has a lot on his plate right now.

When Obama was looking for a dog he wasn’t allergic to, I thought it was the dander he was worried about.

There’s that out of touch Romney, too rich to ever have to eat a dog.

Obama: “This proper dog care course is useless; they haven’t said on thing about how long to marinate them.”

Obama 2012: “Hasn’t eaten a dog in awhile.”

Obama: “Well what was I supposed to do with the leftovers from my dog fighting ring?”

Dog bites man – not news. Man bites dog – news. President bites dog – BEST NIGHT OF TWITTER EVER!!!

I thought something funny would happen to Obama like when Carter was bitten by a rabbit, but I was way off.

How can you tell if you’re a humorless lefty? You don’t find this dog stuff hilarious.

We need to get Jeremiah Wright’s opinion on this dog eating thing.

“I promise you: If you like your dog, you can keep him. Though I may ask you to share some with me.”

Obama: “Call me a ‘foodie,’ but I really love the Westminster Dog Show.”

Cesar Milan: “Remember, it’s exercise, discipline, then affection.”
Obama: “Yeah, but what temperature do I set the oven?”

Obama was so disappointed when he went to Taco Bell and found out they didn’t actually have Chihuahuas.

This is a good opportunity if Marmaduke ever wanted to be politically relevant.

I could do this all night, but I’m dog tired – which to Obama means being sleepy from having a big meal.

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  1. During the summer Obama puts puppies in the freezer so that later he can have a pupsicle.

    Has anyone else noticed that you never see Obama and Glenn Reynolds in the same room at the same time?


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  3. So, the Republican opposition research team has been so awful since the 2008 election that their opponent writes not one, but two books outlining in his own (or Bill Ayers’) words what a giant douche he is and they didn’t even bother to read them?


  4. “One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

    ….and THEN he looked forward to snacking on a selection from the endangered species list !!


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  10. the thing about a dog…

    you can summon it. what other animal is going to show up so you can slit it’s throat?

    the price of instinctive loyalty to man is getting treated like you are just like any other animal?

    things could be worse for the wh:
    imagine if it was a cat.

    “president now no longer willing to eat p***y”


  11. so…
    we were sold on obama for his worldly upbringing.

    now, we find out his formative years were spent sampling the various cultures, which seems to definitively include an american taboo.

    how far does this extend?
    did he participate in the stoning of women, accused of adultery?
    what other vile cultrual practices did he participate in?

    indonesia remains one of the world’s leading traffickers in child sex slaves. funny how the president lacks any tales of misgivings from his experiences as a youth.

    face it:
    he was raised by an ego centric culture, that does almost completely equate the lives of women/children with the live of a dog. both are considered property, to be done with, as the master sees fit.


  12. Obama: “The last b**** I ate wasn’t my wife.” (over the top? I don’t wan’t a banhammer, Frank…I do love your blog/site/piece of internet awesome, but a my coworker Brian spouted that when I read him your Obama dog post)…


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