In case you missed it, Obama once ate a dog.
Obama: “I can’t believe Romney strapped his dog to the roof of his car. That ruins the flavor.”
I should have suspected something when Obama stopped by Glenn Reynolds’s house for drinks.
All jokes aside, Obama obviously loves dogs. He even wrote a book “To Serve Dog.”
For those not getting the humor, eating a dog in our culture is considered a bit sociopathic.
Our culture is superior.
Politics, it’s an Obama-eat-dog world.
Obama 2012: “Mmm… puppies.”
Obama 2012: “And your little dog, too!”
Obama isn’t anti-woman; when he said “bitch,” he was referring to his meal.
This is a humor goldmine. This is the best thing Obama has ever done for me.
Obama can’t spend his time on these silly attacks; he has a lot on his plate right now.
When Obama was looking for a dog he wasn’t allergic to, I thought it was the dander he was worried about.
There’s that out of touch Romney, too rich to ever have to eat a dog.
Obama: “This proper dog care course is useless; they haven’t said on thing about how long to marinate them.”
Obama 2012: “Hasn’t eaten a dog in awhile.”
Obama: “Well what was I supposed to do with the leftovers from my dog fighting ring?”
Dog bites man – not news. Man bites dog – news. President bites dog – BEST NIGHT OF TWITTER EVER!!!
I thought something funny would happen to Obama like when Carter was bitten by a rabbit, but I was way off.
How can you tell if you’re a humorless lefty? You don’t find this dog stuff hilarious.
We need to get Jeremiah Wright’s opinion on this dog eating thing.
“I promise you: If you like your dog, you can keep him. Though I may ask you to share some with me.”
Obama: “Call me a ‘foodie,’ but I really love the Westminster Dog Show.”
Cesar Milan: “Remember, it’s exercise, discipline, then affection.”
Obama: “Yeah, but what temperature do I set the oven?”
Obama was so disappointed when he went to Taco Bell and found out they didn’t actually have Chihuahuas.
This is a good opportunity if Marmaduke ever wanted to be politically relevant.
I could do this all night, but I’m dog tired – which to Obama means being sleepy from having a big meal.
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