Random Thoughts: Obama Ate a Dog Edition
In case you missed it, Obama once ate a dog.
Obama: “I can’t believe Romney strapped his dog to the roof of his car. That ruins the flavor.”
I should have suspected something when Obama stopped by Glenn Reynolds’s house for drinks.
All jokes aside, Obama obviously loves dogs. He even wrote a book “To Serve Dog.”
For those not getting the humor, eating a dog in our culture is considered a bit sociopathic.
Our culture is superior.
Politics, it’s an Obama-eat-dog world.
Obama 2012: “Mmm… puppies.”
Obama 2012: “And your little dog, too!”
Obama isn’t anti-woman; when he said “bitch,” he was referring to his meal.
This is a humor goldmine. This is the best thing Obama has ever done for me.
Obama can’t spend his time on these silly attacks; he has a lot on his plate right now.
When Obama was looking for a dog he wasn’t allergic to, I thought it was the dander he was worried about.
There’s that out of touch Romney, too rich to ever have to eat a dog.
Obama: “This proper dog care course is useless; they haven’t said on thing about how long to marinate them.”
Obama 2012: “Hasn’t eaten a dog in awhile.”
Obama: “Well what was I supposed to do with the leftovers from my dog fighting ring?”
Dog bites man – not news. Man bites dog – news. President bites dog – BEST NIGHT OF TWITTER EVER!!!
I thought something funny would happen to Obama like when Carter was bitten by a rabbit, but I was way off.
How can you tell if you’re a humorless lefty? You don’t find this dog stuff hilarious.
We need to get Jeremiah Wright’s opinion on this dog eating thing.
“I promise you: If you like your dog, you can keep him. Though I may ask you to share some with me.”
Obama: “Call me a ‘foodie,’ but I really love the Westminster Dog Show.”
Cesar Milan: “Remember, it’s exercise, discipline, then affection.”
Obama: “Yeah, but what temperature do I set the oven?”
Obama was so disappointed when he went to Taco Bell and found out they didn’t actually have Chihuahuas.
This is a good opportunity if Marmaduke ever wanted to be politically relevant.
I could do this all night, but I’m dog tired – which to Obama means being sleepy from having a big meal.
UPDATE: More of Frank’s “Obama ate a dog” jokes.
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April 18th, 2012 at 9:53 am
When Obama famously to be left alone to enjoy his waffles, no one realized it was a Belgian Shepherd named “Waffles”.
April 18th, 2012 at 9:54 am
When Obama famously asked to be left alone to enjoy his waffles, no one realized it was a Belgian Shepherd named “Waffles”.
April 18th, 2012 at 9:58 am
Sasha and Malia don’t get to spend much time with Bo. Their parents always tell them not to play with their food.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:02 am
Obama really stepped in it this time.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:13 am
During the summer Obama puts puppies in the freezer so that later he can have a pupsicle.
Has anyone else noticed that you never see Obama and Glenn Reynolds in the same room at the same time?
April 18th, 2012 at 10:31 am
Do I have to make the obvious Michelle Obama sex joke out of this or are we already on the same page here?
April 18th, 2012 at 10:54 am
“I did not…have…Szechwan relish with that dog…”
April 18th, 2012 at 11:01 am
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April 18th, 2012 at 11:42 am
when obama says “dog gone” he’s asking for seconds.
April 18th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
I think that Obama visited my yard Saturday night. It was raining cats and dogs here, but, when I awoke Sunday morning, there were only cats in the yard.
April 18th, 2012 at 12:25 pm
So, the Republican opposition research team has been so awful since the 2008 election that their opponent writes not one, but two books outlining in his own (or Bill Ayers’) words what a giant douche he is and they didn’t even bother to read them?
April 18th, 2012 at 2:25 pm
“One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”
….and THEN he looked forward to snacking on a selection from the endangered species list !!
April 18th, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Has Michael Vick contributed anything to Obama’s campaign? (Scraps, mebbe? “Scraps” being the name of one of Vick’s pitbulls.)
April 18th, 2012 at 3:54 pm
So that’s why Obama was so worried about finding a dog he wasn’t allergic to.
April 19th, 2012 at 7:15 am
[...] News Hotair’s Hitler Finds Out Obama is a dog eater video, and some dog eating jokes from IMAO. [...]
April 19th, 2012 at 10:51 am
I can’t take credit for this one but:
Q What does Obama call Mitt Romney’s dog on the car roof?
A Meals on wheels.
April 19th, 2012 at 10:54 am
Gives new meaning to the phrase “doggie breath.”
April 19th, 2012 at 11:06 am
Obama’s grandfather told him how it the army they were fed “shih tzu on a shingle”.
April 19th, 2012 at 11:15 am
Romney 2012. Because 4 more years of this nonsense and we’ll all be eating dog.
April 19th, 2012 at 11:16 am
[...] “Obama ate a dog” edition. This is like a permanent employment act for people like Jim Treacher and Frank J. And of course, the inevitable Dogs Against Obama web site. [...]
April 19th, 2012 at 11:30 am
When Sasha and Malia have been good, Daddy gives them collie pops as a treat.
April 19th, 2012 at 11:32 am
When Obama goes to In-and-Out Burger, he orders his “Doggy Style”
April 19th, 2012 at 11:35 am
OK. This makes sense now. Initially, I didn’t understand why NBC News said they weren’t going to send Chelsea Clinton to the White House.
April 19th, 2012 at 11:40 am
Obama is a card carrying member of PETA. No, the other PETA.
April 19th, 2012 at 11:50 am
quoted on another site:
“wokkin the dog”
“obama’s full of shitzu”
“hot dog with a side of fleas”
April 19th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
[...] One-liners at IMAO (HT Instapundit). Comments [moderated] [...]
April 19th, 2012 at 12:09 pm
Dog: Better on the car than on the menu.
April 19th, 2012 at 12:09 pm
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April 19th, 2012 at 12:12 pm
This Beetlejuice commercial seems appropriate: “I’ll eat anything you want me to eat. I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow. I’ll chew on a dog!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UICgA-P67Zw
April 19th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
First Liberals killed God. Then they ate Dog!
April 19th, 2012 at 12:50 pm
So why didn’t he pardon M. Vick when he needed him?
April 19th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
At least we are…alive. Yes, it is good to be…alive. Now pass me some more copilot.
April 19th, 2012 at 2:15 pm
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April 19th, 2012 at 2:43 pm
the thing about a dog…
you can summon it. what other animal is going to show up so you can slit it’s throat?
the price of instinctive loyalty to man is getting treated like you are just like any other animal?
things could be worse for the wh:
imagine if it was a cat.
Headline:
“president now no longer willing to eat p***y”
April 19th, 2012 at 3:00 pm
so…
we were sold on obama for his worldly upbringing.
now, we find out his formative years were spent sampling the various cultures, which seems to definitively include an american taboo.
how far does this extend?
did he participate in the stoning of women, accused of adultery?
what other vile cultrual practices did he participate in?
indonesia remains one of the world’s leading traffickers in child sex slaves. funny how the president lacks any tales of misgivings from his experiences as a youth.
face it:
he was raised by an ego centric culture, that does almost completely equate the lives of women/children with the live of a dog. both are considered property, to be done with, as the master sees fit.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:43 pm
When the President eats dog, he washes it down with a nice glass of Jack Spaniels.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:44 pm
The Secret Service has a secret emergancy hideaway for the President, stacked to the rafters with instant Poodles ‘N Noodles.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Now we know what Michael Vick and Obama have in common……..
April 19th, 2012 at 5:20 pm
Obama: “The last b**** I ate wasn’t my wife.” (over the top? I don’t wan’t a banhammer, Frank…I do love your blog/site/piece of internet awesome, but a my coworker Brian spouted that when I read him your Obama dog post)…
April 19th, 2012 at 9:35 pm
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April 19th, 2012 at 11:14 pm
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April 20th, 2012 at 11:32 am
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April 20th, 2012 at 11:59 am
Thank you for linking back, Frank. I appreciate it.
April 20th, 2012 at 8:13 pm
Obama likes to wash down his dog with beaglejuice.
April 20th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
For Obama the shitszu has hit the fan.
April 20th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Give me another BOrrito.
April 20th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Has there been more than one Bo at the White House? EEnquiring minds want to know.
April 20th, 2012 at 8:32 pm
USS Ben – Whatever you do, don’t say Beaglejuice 3 times…
April 20th, 2012 at 8:59 pm
Harvey- You’re right, that was a bad idea. Tim Burton is disturbing.
April 20th, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Because of Moochelle’s incessant nagging to eat healthier, Obama now eats melon collie.