Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Why did the Department of Home Security order a bagpipe?”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
NOTE: Cool! Anonymiss is handing out cookies to the the winner!
As she puts it: “I decided we needed to give you SOMETHING for being so clever. And…well….cookies are the bacon of desserts.”
I wonder if they’re bacon-cookies? How awesome would THAT be?