New Century, New Whiny Cowards

I now must declare that a new country has won the title of the biggest weenie in all the world. France had held that title for pretty much all of the last century, but, when Gerhard Schroeder’s justice minister, Herta Daeubler-Gmelin, compared Bush to Hitler, Germany has unseated France in a stunning upset. Some saw it coming, though, when Germany actually started out-doving France on the Iraq issue, but, personally, I’m still in shock of my own announcement. I don’t know how I’ll tell my father who taught me to hate the French that now I can’t waste time on French jokes when the Germans are in much more need of derision. Those who were formerly violent nazis trying to take over the world will now do anything to keep from lifting a hand to help it, and now I must toss out my French jokes in search of new German ones. It’s a brave new world out there, and there are now new cowards to whine and pester us.

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  1. …now I must toss out my French jokes in search of new German ones.
    Before you toss them, please post them somewhere. Just because Germans have somehow managed to become more deserving of ridicule than the French doesn’t mean the latter aren’t still worthy of hatred & contempt.
    Do the world a favour and post any German jokes you know of, too.

  2. Obviously, “f*** ya dumbasses” is a barely-literate moron. I wonder if he writes in that stupid “gangsta” style to hide the fact that he can’t spell, or does he really think that’s “cool”? Another idiot heard from. It’s unfortunate, sometimes, that the internet has provided a vehicle for the poorly educated imbeciles of the world to voice their grunts and bellows. It’s bad enough we have to put up with whining protestors and Pro-Vichy French apologists, but please, “f*** ya dumbasses”, spare us YOUR stupidity and worthless “two cent’s worth”.

  3. You havent a f***ing clue what your talking about. France is just standing up to a bunch of greedy, right wing, neo-nazi, crazy christain fundamentalist oilmen ( i.e. the bush administration) who are prepared to destroy the only international body for the advancement of peace, including both allied and iraqi for the sake of more oil.Theyre turning up a hornets nest and riding the profit wave. At least the French have the balls to stand up to these f***ers
    ! Eat shit and die you f***ing Nazi

  4. The french cheese eating surrender monkeys are all cowards. They will side with terrorists to protect themselves and their oil interests. I am glad we have a real man in office who is not scared to stand behind what he, and the majority of Americans, know is right.
    Funny that you should call someone a nazi, if it wasn’t for the U.S. that would be the leading party of france now.

  5. Seriously. Do the French deserve a homeland? Like the US do or the British? They only have it because British and US forces died to save them from German occupation; countries that France now scorns. Modern France is just a US and British invention; are the French culturally strong enough to require a land just for themselves? I don’t think so. If they were thrown into exile would anyone know the difference? That land should be given up to the more deserving.

  6. Seriously. Do the French deserve a homeland? Like the US do or the British? They only have it because British and US forces died to save them from German occupation; countries that France now scorns. Modern France is just a US and British invention; are the French culturally strong enough to require a land just for themselves? I don’t think so. If they were thrown into exile would anyone know the difference? That land should be given up to the more deserving.

  7. Do all you war wagers still think it was a good idea to go to Irak? Your country is in an absolute turmoil, for what? Democracy?… Weapons of Mass Destruction?… stopping Terrorism?… or more for torturing like sadam did, oil, and geopolitical control.
    France lost more soldiers in battle of Verdun, during WWI than, the U.S ever have and probalbly ever will do. Our history is made up of constant wars, battles and slaughters since thousands of years, when your country’s only existed for 2OO years. And you might not even of existed if we hadn’t been there, to support you financialy, and at the battle of Yorktown. So do us a favor and shut up.
    Also, that only might be a detail but our president has been to war in Algeria, when yours cowardly stayed at home thanks to daddy being a congressman… pathetic!

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