Eugene Volokh proves that C++ isn’t any better than C. To think I wasted all that time learning the class structure. He later updated with some dispute over whether (C++ < C) actually evaluates to true or false, but I tried it at work today and it was true. My apologies to anyone who doesn’t know anything about programming.
Archive of entries posted on 12th September 2002
The Mind of a Terrorist
Richard Reid, the attempted shoe bomber, has revealed that his motivation was seeing Jews with guns in a mosque. This is important to hear, because, to defeat one’s enemy, you must understand how his mind works. So here is what we know so far:
Subject: Richard Reid
Status: Radical Muslim
Stimuli: Jews with guns
Initial Emotion: Anger
Final Reaction: “Must… blow-up… shoes!”
Hmm… interesting, but more data is needed. I say we subject him to a Presbyterian with a machete and a Hindu with a taser and watch what article of clothing he tries to explode.
Reno Must Be Stopped!
Oh, no, not again. It looks like McBride won the Democratic primary, but Reno is probably going to ask for a recount. I can’t take this. I need to know Reno is done for… now. I don’t care if Jeb will have a better chance against Reno; the risk is not worth it. Please, Jesus, I beg of you, end this election now. The surest way, and this is just a suggestion, is to hit Reno with a bus. There are a lot of buses out there, so no one will think it was you who did it if she perchance gets run over by one. I mean, if she got hit by a meteor, people might start thinking, “Hey, that doesn’t just happen by accident; I bet Jesus did it. Let’s get him!” but, with a bus, you’d get off scott free. I know contract killing is not your usual thing, but this is an extraordinary circumstance. You see, I have a house being finished here in Florida next month, and I can’t already start thinking about moving.
Zeus Should Punish All Involved
The Greek ban on all videogames was overturned by the courts. Honestly, I don’t know much about Greece – last I heard about them they were conquered by the Romans and I’m sorta surprised to find out they’re still around – but I wonder about how Greece’s democracy works if their parliament could be filled with enough idiots to first pass that ban. According to the article, they had no clue that banning all videogame would be an issue. Now, I don’t think many of our congressman frag each other online, but most seem to be able to use iota of sense before just suddenly banning something. I think we should send some human rights monitors over there to make sure everyone can play chess online uninhibited.
Why We Hate Them
In case you were wondering what is wrong with America, The Guardian was kind of enough to put a number of reasons on their Comment page on Sept. 11th. Simon Schama thinks that our problem, among other things (he suddenly start rambling against big businesses as if possessed by Nader), is our religiousness. He wonders why we didn’t use the horrible attack to doubt God. Something that could be debated, but I question his timing unless one would argue that tact is a purely religious virtue.
Khalil Shikaki blames America for absolutely everything that has ever gone wrong in the Middle East (I guess that’s a change from blaming the Jews). The reason that Muslims there are so pathetic, stupid, and oppressed is because America is so big and mean. I didn’t finish the article, but I assume it ended with Shikaki suggesting Muslims, instead of praying towards Mecca, should pray towards America since we have such absolute control over them. Me, I say we be a wrathful god.
Mark Hertsgaard, a “fellow” American, blames our media for our problems in his ludicrous editorial, saying all we get is government propaganda and asserting against reality we don’t have any debate over here about the issues and that American news tried to hide that Bush told countries “either you are with us or you are with the terrorists.” Where the hell did they get this guy? Did The Guardian just grab the first loon they could find in America who was standing on the street corner raving about our nation? And if one wonders why we don’t listen more to other countries, it’s because we have people Hertsgaard locally if we want to hear the views of a whiny little bitch; why waste money on an international call.
I Just Have to Keep Reminding Myself that The Nation in No Way Reflects Our Nation
If you ever wondered what sad, pathetic excuses for human beings read The Nation and take it seriously, here is a good indication. They asked for letters from their readers on how Sept. 11th had changed them, and in response they got whines about patriotism, knee-jerk screeds about Bush and Ashcroft, and, of course, the ever lovely “we deserved this”. If I found out all my readers were such hateful, intolerable scum, I’d probably commit suicide… no, wait, make that murder-suicide; I’d at least be courteous enough to first clean up my mess.
