Oh, no, not again. It looks like McBride won the Democratic primary, but Reno is probably going to ask for a recount. I can’t take this. I need to know Reno is done for… now. I don’t care if Jeb will have a better chance against Reno; the risk is not worth it. Please, Jesus, I beg of you, end this election now. The surest way, and this is just a suggestion, is to hit Reno with a bus. There are a lot of buses out there, so no one will think it was you who did it if she perchance gets run over by one. I mean, if she got hit by a meteor, people might start thinking, “Hey, that doesn’t just happen by accident; I bet Jesus did it. Let’s get him!” but, with a bus, you’d get off scott free. I know contract killing is not your usual thing, but this is an extraordinary circumstance. You see, I have a house being finished here in Florida next month, and I can’t already start thinking about moving.