I wonder what would happen if the hurricane had been named Michelle…
Frank J.: Dear, the hurricane Michelle-
SarahK: STOP TALKING ABOUT MICHELLE MALKIN!
Frank J.: But it’s coming and-
SarahK: You invited Michelle Malkin over?! That’s it, we’re through! the entirety of Florida is destroyed by the Hurricane Michelle
Rats! My dasdardly plan to rid the world of Frank J and SarahK by hurricane have been foiled again!
What about your cats? Did a tree fall on them, or did they blown away?
Hooray!
More funny on the way!
I wonder what would happen if the hurricane had been named Michelle…
Frank J.: Dear, the hurricane Michelle-
SarahK: STOP TALKING ABOUT MICHELLE MALKIN!
Frank J.: But it’s coming and-
SarahK: You invited Michelle Malkin over?! That’s it, we’re through!
the entirety of Florida is destroyed by the Hurricane Michelle
Well, Florida’s going to be spared from the worst of the storm. New Orleans is screwed. Category 1 is nothing compared to a Category 5 hurricane.
And so in celebration of their near-death experience they decided to spend the weekend celebrating in New Orleans.
Doh!