Iraq Not Really Vietnam

No matter what Congressmoop Hagel bagel navel says, Iraq does NOT look the least little bit like Vietnam.
For crying out loud, John Kerry didn’t even SERVE there (BTW).
“Hanoi Jane” Fonda hasn’t manned an AAA position on a goodwill tour to the insurgents in Iraq to my knowledge.
Iraq is really dry and hot whereas Vietnam was/is WET and hot.
And there are dozens, nay, scores of other perfectly reasonable reasons why they aren’t the same.
UPDATE: Fewer letters in Iraq than Vietnam also, precisely 3, countem three fewer.

17 Comments

  1. Nobody gets in their face about how we never took Hanoi (verbotten by Johnson/Hitler, et al), we never captured Ho Chi Minh and never emboldened the North Vietnamese to vote.
    It looks more like WW2, which we won BTW, when we had to shoot German teenagers who thought they were still taking orders.
    If this dumbass thinks he’s going to win the GOP nomination in ’08 by pandering to antiwar democrats then he’s one wave short of a shipwreck.

  2. A lot less Asians then in Vietnam.
    Also Vietnam was low quality. Heck, some of it was in black and white. Iraq is in 1080p SLI DVI on the xbox or something liek that.
    Ok some of the weapons and weapon systems are the same as Vietnam. But they either fire uranium bullets now or got painted yellow. So I wont count that.
    Last thing. I checked my globe and Vietnam is a light yellow. While Iraq is pink. Come on! They are nothing alike.
    I think he should try comparing Iraq to Desert Storm.

  3. I’m horribly embarassed this jackass represents me — and that I was ignorant enough to vote for him on the recomendation of a friend who was supposedly familiar with him. He certainly didn’t campaign like he was some kind of moron. Of course, he seems to think that if he runs for President, he needs to portay himself as McCain-light. I doubt he would even carry the state if he were to run again, local citizens are pretty peeved at him turning purple.

  4. I have a JPEG of the infamous Hanoi Jane sitting at the gun.
    Did you ever notice that both Jane and the platoon of NVAs have a relaxed, “morning after” look, dishevelled hair and all?
    Maybe the New Jane Fonda is sincere when she says that she always “supported the service through service”…
    Pomoze Bog.
    Tsar Lazar

  5. Hmmm … not sure how they could be alike … Iraq is one word and Viet Nam is two ….
    Hanoi Jane can’t sit on a terrirts AA gun … since they don’t have any left … although I’m sure she’d detour the Vegetable Oil Tour is they anounced they had a cannon …

  6. He’s right-it is like Viet Nam – the media and the left are working against the USA – brave soldiers died for freedom from oppression of people of cultures different than ours. The Democratic party is also against defense. I suppose there are less young people running to Canada now though.

  7. Don’t expect to see an Iraqi restaurant in your hometown any time soon now … does anyone even know what Iraqi food IS … or CARE???
    Hey! The anti-Spam code was 598437 the LAST time I posted!!!

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