** ** ** IMAO News Update ** ** **
In South Korea, a man is in critical condition after setting himself on fire in a courtroom. The disgruntled gentleman was upset over a $300 fine for disturbing the peace.
The Good news is that he was taken to the hospital almost immediately.
The Bad news is he was fined $200 for smoking in court.
Har!
Even if he was standing outside, he could still get fined in this state for not being 25 feet away from the building.
Wouldn’t that qualify as disturbing the peace again, too?
There’s probably an EPA violation or 2 in there as well…
What? Only ONE news item?
And you still haven’t answered my question!!! I have friends in the INS, you know??? ::shakes fist::
Self immolation isn’t funny.
Sorry.