Did He Actually Say That Or Did He Just Post the Statement on His Campaign Blog?

Jane Hamsher, who has worked very closely with the Ned Lamont campaign, decided to photoshop Sen. Lieberman in blackface and post that on HuffPo blog.
Probably just seemed like the smart thing to do.
Anyway, it caused a big controversy, and Lamont condemned the photo and said, “I don’t know anything about the blogs. I’m not responsible for those. I have no comment on them.”
Jeepers! I guess I better explain to him what a blog is.
This is a blog. We post stuff on it (“posting” means putting up bits of words and pictures). That crazy lady who follows you around all the time – Jane Hamsher – she’s a blogger. She puts up words and pictures on the internet (sometimes racist pictures).
Also, the goober who was in that commercial with you and slobbered on your pants – he’s a blogger too. He’s actually the most popular left-wing blogger out there. I’m surprised he didn’t mention why he was stalking you.
Actually, you may wonder why your campaign is so popular to a bunch of people who don’t even live in Connecticut; it’s because of blogs – namely left-wing ones. That’s where your support has come from, so you may want to research that. Pretty soon they’ll demand you to denounce all of America’s military might, make you praise Hezbollah, and ask you to publicly eat your own feces to show your solidarity with them. If you don’t, they’ll jump on you and rip you apart with their teeth.
Yes, those left-wing bloggers are a nutty bunch, so you may want to look into this blog thing. Just ask anyone currently standing around you; they’re probably one of these left-wing bloggers. Don’t make any sudden movements, though; they scare easy and always lash out.
If you’re wondering what right-wing bloggers do, well we just stand back and watch this freak show. It’s fun! Thanks for the entertainment, BTW (shorthand for “by the way”).
Anyone else here who doesn’t know what a blog is?

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  1. In the nearby Mel’s Rage image, he is describing the size and relative shape of the blog he found in his dining room after one of his famous tequila drinking binges. He notes that the blog looked to be the work of Jews. He then apologizes and blames his use of a nasal antihistamine for the outburst.

  2. Lamont is playing the Schultz role from the old Hogan’s Heroes TV show: “I know nut-sing, I see nut-sing!”
    Odd, though, that he issued this statement on August 2nd, when only the day before he was photographed entering the studios to do the Colbert show in the company of . . . kin I gitta drum roll . . . aw, you guessed it: Jane Hamsher.
    But Lamont, he knows nut-sing ’bout birthin’ no bloggers, Miz Scarlet, so she was doubtless just there as a bimbo for him to boff in the Green Room before the show, eh?
    You just can’t make this stuff up. And people in Connecticut are actually going to VOTE for this guy? Oh, heck – they sent Chris Dodd already, the bar is pretty low in the Nutmeg State.

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