If You Can’t Laugh at a Lamenting Lebanese Woman, What Can You Laugh At? – Part 3

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Someone should find out what her name is. Anyway, intrepid IMAO photo journalist Cadet Happy continues his reporting:

A Lebanese woman reacts as British Jew Simon Cowell declares her singing “the worst atrocity a Muslim has ever inflicted on civilians.” Black Jew and drunk Jew judges were also not impressed. The U.N. has declared Cowell’s over-the-top remarks about her singing “disproportionate” and expect to pass a resolution condemning Israel.(IMAO Photo/Cadet Happy)


A Lebanese woman reacts to high gas prices. Because of the cost of gas, she is unable to afford driving away from Israeli bombing unless she were to use a hybrid – a type of car forbidden to Muslims for being “way too gay.”(IMAO Photo/Cadet Happy)

A Lebanese woman reacts as she finds herself forced to marry Prince Humperdink in a crazy Jewish ceremony. The situation has been described by some as “inconceivable!” This is only further suffering for the woman as she yet again found her home destroyed – this time by an unknown six-fingered Israeli.(IMAO Photo/Cadet Happy)

A Lebanese woman reacts as she finds herself at gunpoint, the squinty Jew claiming he could take her head off with a single shot of his Model 29 Smith & Wesson. Unable to remember if six shots were fired or only five, the woman – not feeling particularly lucky after all the times her home has been destroyed by Israeli bombing – surrenders.(IMAO Photo/Cadet Happy)
STAY TUNED FOR THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE UNLUCKIEST LEBANESE WOMAN!
EVEN MORE TO COME!!!
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7 Comments

  1. I did not call her singing, “the worst atrocity a Muslim has ever inflicted on civilians.” I merely said that her ceaseless ululating was giving me a headace…followed by: “EE-WOO! EEE-WOO!”

  2. Just looked at all three posts. ROTFLMAO! Kudos for the Dirty Harry photoshopping and the one from Princess Bride. How about one from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? (“I’m not a witch!” maybe?)

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