IMAO has just found out that the ailing Fidel Castro was found dead with five bullets in his face. Our anonymous source with the CIA confirmed that it was in fact a CIA hit, the CIA deciding they better finally assassinate Fidel now or they’d never get a chance to.
Sounds like “natural causes” to me.
…a day late and a dollar short-our wonderful CIA…
On a brighter note, this surprises me. I did not think the CIA would do this while Bush is in office since it makes him look good. The CIA does not seem to want to support Bush.
First!
Writer,
The CIA has been hating Castro a lot longer than they’ve been hating Bush.
Maybe Fidel was cleaning his gun. If Raul assumes power permanently he has stated that he will declare that the national dance of Cuba will be the “boogaloo”!
I heard that Fidel was murdered by The Rumsfeld Strangler and that the cops were still on the lookout for any possible suspects.
Bah! Capitalist swine! This is an outrageous lie! Slanderous tales told by decadant media slaves to destabalize a utopian paradise and cause tumult and turmoil in the political system! (“Tis but a flesh wound…”)
I really hope this is not true (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Castro deserves to die painfully for a long time. It will get him into practice for his situation in the next life. There is justice, if not in this world definitely in the next. Bon voyage!
I notice that neither MFL nor Jim have jumped in on this one yet. Probably in mourning.
castro was my homie…
lights up bong of mourning
Hey LFH-
Just how many bongs do you have?
been to cuba many times, have family there, its got capatilizm beat all to hell, free medical and every town has many clinics and docs and dentists. University education is free. the youth respect their elders and a handshake is sincere. dont knock the country or its leader until youve tried it
Now that was funny. So THAT’S why so many people desperately try to flee Cuba; all the awesome social amenities.
r bolley has a point. This freedom thing is getting kind of old. Why the hell not be slaves of the state? Oh wait, we do have our monkey faced liberals racing us down that path.
r bolley,
So people are risking their lives fleeing Cuba on rafts because… uh… they can’t stand too much of a good thing?
Follow up question: How retarded are you?
Frank, he’s probably too retarded to know exactly how much. Don’t tease the waterhead with trick questions.