(A Filthy LIe)
After returning from his recent vacation, Glenn Reynolds said:
I think the blog actually improves when I go away!
Is that really true? Let’s think about it…
BETTER WITHOUT GLENN
* Fewer creepy pictures of Glenn showing off his flexibility by licking his own toes.
* Less Ann Althouse material when she’s actually guest-blogging.
* No drunken boasting about how he “taught Johnny Cochran his mad rhyming skillz”
* Don’t have to see that Michael-Moore-lookin’ Porkbusters pig.
* No tiresome WKC vs. AKC smoothies debates.
BETTER WITH GLENN
* If Glenn doesn’t leave, we don’t have to suffer through that obviously-bought-off-a-website “What I Did On My Vacation” essay when he returns.
* Always have a handy reference if you’re not sure how to spell “heh”.
* Or “update”.
* All you have to do to get an Instalanche is give “Army of Davids” a positive review – and sign your e-mail with your Communist Party membership number.
* When Glenn leaves town, the “Page 3 Girl” pic doesn’t always get updated.
Well, it’s a close call, but I’ll say better WITH Glenn.
By the way, Army of Davids is a great book.
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I get the feeling that page 3 link isn’t going to be here too long.
No, not THAT feeling.
“82634896”
Is this some secret code for the Illuminati?
Mush… refer to the comment about Army of Davids and thr Communit Party Member Number