My story “Lincoln, As I Recall…” is currently leading the pack of six candidates in the first bracket in the first round of Pickle Tales at Podcast Pickle.
Voting is open for two more days, and I’d prefer to make it to the next round by breaking the tape instead of coming in second or third.
If you’re a regular listener of the 100 Word Stories Podcast and enjoy the Wacky Adventures of Abraham Lincoln, then you’re going to really like the piece.
If you’re not, well, why the hell aren’t you a regular listener? You really ought to be.
Anyway, thanks for your support. Unless you’re not supporting me, then for all I care you can go to hell.
(Yeah, that’s more of that dry and rude humor that Gary Leland doesn’t like. Pfeh.)

Laurence, stop trying to distract from the Zionist Conspiracy. Nobody’s falling for it, you know…
how do i vote? i’m listening to your story right now. do i have to listen to all of the stories to vote?