Okay, so Kanye West stirred up a lot of controvery last year by saying that President Bush hates black people because of the response to Hurricane Katrina.
Well, folks. I hate to admit it, but he’s right.
Here’s the proof:
Not only is he trying to strangle blues legend BB King, but the man has the audacity to do it at a public ceremony!
And that goofy-assed look of stupefied bewildermenalism on his face? Oh. My. [Hebrew Deity]. It’s like he’s never strangled a man before. He’s so bad at it, BB King is laughing at him.
Now if he had let Donald Rumsfeld do it, man, that guy is a pro at wasting guitarists. He could probably wipe out BB King, Eric Clapton, and David Gilmour before anybody would notice. (Especially not Pete Townshend)
But we all know what happened to Donald Rumsfeld… a human sacrifice on the Altar Of Pelosi.
I am not proud to be an American today.
The humanity!
Rumor has it he’s also declaring war on Hula Hoops.
“I wouldn’t put it past George Bush to outlaw the hula-hoop. He’s so afraid of love and beauty and eroticism and peace.” –HOOP GIRL
George, it works better when you use a tree.
“He’s so bad at it, BB King is laughing at him.”
LOL!!
Before the ceremony, President Bush asked B.B. King why he named his guitar “Lucille”. King told the story of how he was playing in a barn one cold night, with only a couple of trashcan fires to heat the gig.
Suddenly, a brawl erupted with fists flying and the trashcans getting toppled over. The barn was soon ablaze, and everyone ran for their life. Just as King reached safety outside, he realized he’d left his beloved guitar behind. He rushed back in and grabbed it, with flaming timbers coming down all around him. He barely managed to escape alive.
After it was all over, he found out the brawl was over a gal named Lucille. He then named his guitar “Lucille” to remind him never to do anything that stupid again.
Next up for The White House: How to rename Iraq “Lucille”.
Just thought I’d put “bunkerboyo” to make you think I was Irish, since I know about your hatred of Germans.
Spare Clapton! He advocates gun ownership rights!