Saddam Hussein has FINALLY been executed for “crimes against humanity”. But what exactly were those crimes?
I have a list:
- Being the source of those annoying “XXX hot amateur camel action!” spam e-mails. That stuff is only XX, at best.
- Deliberately refusing to cooperate with UN resolutions, thus giving the UN unwarranted credibility by acknowledging its existence.
- Saying what the crazy voices inside his head told him to without giving them proper credit – plagiarism is WRONG, people!
- Capitalizing the “i” in iPod.
- Attempting to acquire nuclear weapons without having poofy hair.
- Forcing all women to wear burkhas instead of just the ugly ones.
- Running over puppies with his Segway.
- Killing his political enemies and throwing them in mass graves in CLEAR violation of Iraq’s recycling laws.
- Jar-Jar was originally Saddam’s idea.
- As was the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Let me know if I missed any.
Saddam turned me into a newt.
Though I did get better.
Saddam also introduced those big electric scooters in Wal-Mart that are meant for handicapped people, but instead are only used by fat people who constantly block the isles. He deserved to hang.
You haven’t tried to read his stupid book. Talk about crimes against humanity.
I did get a chuckle out of the secret sixties style bachelor pad were he would go to do his Swingin’ Saddam bit. It was his favorite place.
“Running over puppies with his Segway”
I thought that was Glenn Reynolds?
R.L. – Well, come to think of it, Tennessee does have a “road kill is legal hunting” law, so I’m sure Glenn does it from time to time 🙂
he voted for clinton, gore, and kerry… ’nuff said
Saddam is the reason why America’s fat.
No, I will not clarify.
He invented the spork……do you need another reason?