Michelle Malkin and the oppressed Muslims have inspired me to reach new levels of personal civil rights — by which I mean more pornography.
A porno shop and a church can have a lot in common. They can both involve little booths, they both ask for donations (or tokens) and when you get caught coming out of one — you try to act like its no big deal. Admittedly, the porno industry has fewer scenes involving old men and altar boys, but it does have more scenes with plumbers.
It used to be that pornography was something you did in private. But certain events lead me to believe that things we used to do in private not only are acceptable in public, but must be accommodated.
Example. The Flying Imams. Now they want their own space at the airports so that they can pray away from the prying public who might mercilessly judge them and their peaceful ways. Some people feel that these praying men need a quite area to rest, relax, pray, and check their detonators switches.
As another example, we have these two ladies who were not allowed to pray at their local gymnasium. Unless they were needlessly tying up the treadmills, I have to say that this is a clear case of religious oppression.
I sympathize. I feel that way about public porn.
How many times have I wanted to pull out my porno mags and look at the privates of my favorite gals: Tina Tatas, Ms. Mounds O’ Merry, and Britney Spears.
But can I do that in public? No.
Why? Religious oppression. Judgement. Decency laws.
Pshaw.
I say that there should be no more division between private activities and public activities. Today we start with public prayer, next we work to make public bathrooms truly public. (Mr. Airport manager, tear down those walls!)
This may seem crude, but that’s because most of you are very intolerant of my beliefs. I really wish you people would have more respect and stop being so hateful.
I have to go. I still have a few more tokens.
Practitioners of Voodoo Unite! It is time to demand a private room at airports for your various animal sacrifices and blood-letting rituals required to insure the safety of your flight.
There must also be erected a miniature Stonehenge for our pagan friends’ various religious rites as well as well as blank white room for our atheist friends to stand around in going, “Meh, whatever. When’s our flight board?”
You know what would make this post even better?
Pictures.
BTW, Ms. Mounds O’ Merry changed her stage name again. She now known as Ms. Areola Divine. You must not have received this weeks copy of Big’uns yet.
oooo SarahK is gonna kick your bum RWD!
I think prayer in public is a good thing.
Mybe we should all be doing more of it.
Judging by the state of human kind at this time.
Of course praying to the memory of mu-ham-mad a pedophillic ,murdering rapist,who ratified the lowest forms of hedonistic human behavior under a shroud of religious justification.And then trying to force others to accomodate this insanity,well thats not acceptable.
Soon they will start praying en-mass on freeways ect..forcing everyone else to stop and pay homage to this antiquated madman.
What if they were charles manson fans..millions of’m,?
as mentioned above,voodo,satanism,all the dissfunctional religions were eventually defeated or marginalized by
clear thinking enmass.
They the “imams” think that using various forms of force in promoting their dellusions is compleatly ok.So why not U.S. Start using the media correctly, forcably educating the muslim mass with the truthes about their religion and its sad history.
There will eventually be separation. some of the more introspective and advanced among them will disscard the dissfunctional belief system.
Ustigran
therapasid@lycos.com
Brilliant line of reasoning there. You’ve been hanging out with the MANBLA folks again, haven’t you Ducky.
Comparing prayer with porn will surely keep you from being labeled a “Christianist” by Andrew Sullivanist.
Don’t many of the Hindus already combine the two?
Right on, Ducky! I, too, am tired of these ignorant pornophobes.
Ducky,
Your main problem is that you are advocating HEDROSEXUAL porn. That will never fly. Homosexual porn, beastiality, s&m…the lefties would converge to pass that as soon as possible.
As for the Imams…I wonder if their privacy issue is really about them worrying that when they bend over on their mats that they are afraid that the homosexuals are checking out their “goods”?!?
I agree…we need sweat lodges and spiritual dance circle areas in every airport. If mooselimbs are allowed to chant and pray, shouldn’t us injuns be able to raise warwhoops and bash THEM over the head with coup sticks? Come on…fair is fair!