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  1. Do you know that little song people sing to encourage another person? The “go [insert name], it’s your birthday . . .” one.
    How ’bout: “Go, Fred . . . GO FRED! It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday. You kick the Dems in the knees cuz it’s yo’ birthday!”

  2. I understand that Fred has a great way to balance the budget:
    Sell off the names to Federal Office buildings to those corporations willing to sponsor them. Also, sell off the rights to Federal Holidays. Can you imagine it? The Victoria’s Secret J. Edgar Hoover Building. The PETsMART National Zoon. The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day.
    Hey, this may work. It should even turn a profit!

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