Seriously!
We need to get ahead in both our military and space programs before the world passes us by.
Of course, if we somehow cause their rover to explode, maybe that would count as us nuking the moon. Thus comes the question sages have asked themselves for ages: How do you purposely cause a nuclear powered Chinese moon rover to explode?
(hat tip to reader JT)

Just so you know, the Democrats have declared the Global War on Terror to be over, and they want you to know that we totally won. Michigan will now operate under Sharia, but the important thing is that terrorism is totally over and you all should now worry about health care and the minimum wage and about the rich being too darn rich.
Republicans are not good on those issues.

It’s a slow news day and I’m bored. Do you think we could have President Bush do an air strike on Iran?