Every time you think they jumped the shark, they come up with something else to raise the ante and surprise you.
Two season from now I predict they’ll have to deal with an alien attack.

Like most Americans, I watch TV and am horrified by some of the things threatening America!
We cannot let this stand. We have an obligation, no – a moral duty – to do everything we can to fight injustice.
The only way to do this is by buying our T-Shirts. No, there is no other way. Just buy our T-shirts and let the world know that nobody will hijack our sacred way of life.
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He mocks us with his hatlessness.

Glenn Greenwald has always been an interesting bit of performance art, but the way he commands so many idiots to spam people he disagrees with turns him from entertaining to a nuisance. It doesn’t matter what the issue is; spamming people you disagree with are not the actions of a thoughtful pundit. They are the actions of a dumb baby.
Luckily, I’m not above being a dumb baby. Everyone send e-mails to Glenn Greenwald (GGreenwald@salon.com) demanding he put a picture of himself in a funny hat — maybe one of those hunting hats with the ear flaps. I don’t what they’re called.
Do it now!
UPDATE:
Glenn Greenwald updated to complain about the puppy blender linking to Cliff May’s post (Greenwald even took a screenshot lest Reynolds hides the evidence!). Says Greenwald:

[T]he lesson which right-wing, Bush-following war supporters drew from the mountain of empirical evidence in this post, as well as from this entire day-long exchange with Cliff May (to say nothing of the November, 2006 election), is that Americans support the War in Iraq and do not want to withdraw the troops.

Actually, from the looks of it, I think Reynolds only linked to the post with his chosen text just to annoy Greenwald, and thus the lesson is that the right wing hates dumb babies.
Every times I’ve seen a Greenwald post, he’s always this stunningly obtuse. Do you think it’s an act?
I really should try being a successful left-wing blogger some day; it seems so easy…

The Supreme Court has ruled that the EPA can regulate greenhouse gas emissions. Since one of the most common greenhouse gases is carbon dioxide — emitted every time you breathe — the EPA now has control over your exhaling. It is important you understand that your breathing doesn’t just affect you; it affects all living creatures, especially those most vulnerable to climate change. Thus, you should be aware of these new breathing regulations:
REGULATIONS ON BREATHING

Every time you exhale, you kill a baby polar bear.

* Ban on Jogging: Jogging does nothing but cause the jogger to breathe heavily, and thus it is an assault on the Earth’s climate. If you see anyone jogging, report him or her to the police. If you see police chasing a jogger on foot, report them as well.
* Ban on Strenuous Activity: Any physical labor can induce excessive breathing. All physical labor should now be done by carbon-neutral robots. These robots should be compliant to Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics, though non-compliant robots built in 2006 or earlier can be grandfathered in.
* Ban on Sports: Sports involve a lot of heavy breathing from physically-taxed athletes as well as greenhouse contribution from shouting spectators. Only non-strenuous sports — such as chess tournaments — and polite clapping by spectators are allowed.
* Ban on Passionate Love Making: Passionate sexual activity results in unsafe amounts of breathing. Love making should instead be conducted in a businesslike and formal manner. Any other types of love making should be discouraged. If you know of any instances of passionate love-making, make sure to inform everyone.
* Ban on Creepy Phone Calls: Creepy phone calls with heavy breathing contribute greatly to greenhouse gases. If a creepy phone call must be made, simply hang up when the other party answers or use something to hide your voice while making creepy statements.
* Ban on Nagging: One of the largest contributions to greenhouse gases is the amount of exhaling done from women when nagging men. Since the men were most likely never listening in the first place, nagging is a complete waste that damages the environment. Women are strongly encouraged to stick to passive-aggressive behavior.
* Tax on Obesity: The obese tend to become short of breath more often leading to excessive breathing and thus damage to the environment. While obesity can’t be outlawed, it can be taxed. Also, environmentally concerned citizens are encouraged to promote healthy weight by referring to the obese as “Fatty Fatty Fat Fat.”
* Ban on Ax-Wielding Maniacs: People chased by ax-wielding maniacs tend to breathe at an excessive and environmentally harmful rate, so ax-wielding maniacs are banned until further notice.
The EPA asks you to please keep these new regulations in mind, and to…
THINK BEFORE YOU BREATHE!

Someone from UN Watch very calmly points out what a huge horrible waste the Human Right Council at the UN is and get his speech stricken from the record:

It’s good they’re silencing such speech; it gets in the way of the UN’s efficiency of criticizing Israel and pretending to care about the Palestinians (no one actually cares about the Palestinians… particularly not the Palestinians themselves).