According to Sura 8 verse 65 of the Koran, Allah told the Prophet Muhammad, “O Prophet! Urge the believers to war; if there are twenty patient ones of you they shall overcome two hundred, and if there are a hundred of you they shall overcome a thousand of those who disbelieve… but if you’re up against Fred Thompson, you’re totally screwed and I can’t help you.”
When the Israelites were putting paid the Amorites in Canaan, Joshua prayed to the Lord to stop the sun, so the Isralites could have extra time to complete the slaughter.
Fred Thompson held up his hand, the sun stopped, and the Israelites were able to finish the job.
And then Fred Thompson said, “ON MY SIGNAL, UNLEASH HELL!!!”
…and thou shall learn to salute the burning standards of hell, for the Southern Horseman shall fukkith thou uppith.
And he shall weap, as there are no more jihadis to pwn.
Actually, Ringmaster, I think the quote you were looking for is:
“Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Islamofascism with the aid of Fred Thompson and a few marines!”
Hey – have you tried this Fred! Thompson fact?
In six days God created the earth and the heavens, and on the 7th he rested, that’s when Fred! Thompson was allowed to have a go at running the universe.
Aha! Now I understand the refrain to that great Irish drinking song:
“Come-day, go-day,
Wishin’ to God it was Sunday.
Drinkin’ buttermilk all the week,
But whiskey on a Sunday.”
Fred Thompson is my God!
Once Mr Thompson is elected, who will be His running mate?