No recap. Snark only. No time for recap/rewrite. There is much to do.
BTW, how ’bout that shark jumping/mounting last week when Jack questioned and used the mentally handicapped or autistic man?
Oh, and Nadia (Yassir)? Totally a mole. It’s so obvious that I can even tell you her middle name (Nina).
Can you think of a more Over-The-Top character than VPOTT? Or a more whispery one than Waynewreck?
Jack likes the idea of two men fighting over the presidency, because then he doesn’t have to honor the immunity agreement for Gredenko. If only that had happened earlier… when there was still a Curtis and an Assad, and the immunity agreement in question could have been Assad’s, and I wouldn’t have to hate Jack.
Re: above shark jumping/mounting. Who am I kidding? This show has been playing badminton all season, and the shark is the net! And in case I haven’t said it in total snooty fashion: Worst. Season. Ever.
I wish it were a less smarmy VP, because Waynewreck is such a lousy excuse for a president.
You know, I really like Bisquick.
What’s up with Ricky Schroeder?
Oh goodness, they’re letting BlacKim write the arguments for reinstating Waynewreck?
Well, that was quite an intimate hand-hold between VPOTT and his blonde perjurous bimbette. She says the end justifies the means, and on one hand I agree, because Waynewreck just wants to sit there and look weak and let America look weak, but on the other hand, it’s a little… you know… unconstitutional. Then again, the way Waynewreck is cringing and flinching, he could flop over at any minute.
Bisquick is a little industrious, then, isn’t he? I keep thinking someone is going to stab him with a shiv right in the kidney in the hallway.
Now that Waynewreck has been “reinstated” or not uninstated, I’ll betcha he’s gonna slump right over at his desk and kick off before the end of the episode.
Hey, Chloe! I wish she were more Chloe this season.
Say, whatever happened to the “dirty bomb”, the nuke that split open? Is that non-news now? Just a catalyst for the whole takeover thing? I guess since it happened in San Francisco and not LA, it’s not important to the show. You know they can’t leave LA on this show.
Ew. They cut off Gredenko’s arm. He must really heart bin Diesel.
Huh? So they ran into a bar together, and then Gredenko told everyone in the bar, “That’s him. That’s the guy they’re looking for.” And bin Diesel shot at Gredenko, then shot a civilian, then the men in the bar started kicking the crap out of bin Diesel. Yes, we didn’t see that coming. I guess he was like, “That b**tard cut off my arm! I mean, I told him to, but still! He did it anyway!”
So now CTU gets bin Diesel, and Gredenko’s blood loss is heavy, and he is washed up… so to speak. A-HAHAHAHA. I’m so funny.
Waynewreck is getting another shot of adrenaline, which I think is what will kill him…
And no. In the syringe WAS NOT ADRENALINE AT ALL! IT WAS SPINE-GENERATING FLUID! Bisquick and the Ever-Shrill Mr. F are like, “What?” when they hear that Waynewreck is launching the nuclear strike on the fictional Middle Eastern country after all. “I didn’t come back to save the country from that policy, I came back so you would RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TAH!”
YAY!
I mean that in a total world-peace-wanting way. But the only way to get world peace is to forcefully make people stop killing us. Even if it’s a rogue mission, the world doesn’t see it that way. The world sees it as, “Hey, America doesn’t fight back! Cool! Free attack zone and student visas for all!”
Even with the assertion of authori-tah, he still can’t manage to raise his voice above a whisper.
So I guess Wayne won’t die until next week.
BTW, Joey and Kim totally should have gotten 9s tonight, and last night’s Amazing Race was AWESOME. I love the beauty queens Dustin and Kandice. They’re my favorites, I hope they win.