next you’ll be telling me he gets his salad dressing right on the salad! (I don’t know if that radio commercial plays nationwide or not, so there’s a chance noone will understand what the heck I’m talking about but oh well).
“”Brewing” is gay to Fred Thompson! He makes his coffee by chewing on the beens!”
Actually, most of the bean is filler. He just squeezes the essence out of the beans with his bare hands.
When the horseshoe floats, Fred Thompson sez: “Coffee’s done!”
And then he swallows the pot in its entirety, where it clashes with the ice water in his veins.
You can go to Yellowstone and see God’s impersonation of Fred Thompson: Old Faithful.
Fred Thompson doesn’t drink coffee. That would be cannibalism.
Feh, so what? t hat’s army coffee…
My bad, forgot to sign in…
Fred Thompson often gets his coffee by walking into a Starbucks and ripping the stomach out of a hippies body and swallowing it>
next you’ll be telling me he gets his salad dressing right on the salad! (I don’t know if that radio commercial plays nationwide or not, so there’s a chance noone will understand what the heck I’m talking about but oh well).
This is as un-newsworthy as reporting that Barack Obama has a dog.
HAHAHAHAHA.
It’s okay, Frank, I thought it was funny.
AHA!
My candidate Tom Tancredo is winning with 100% of the vote!
Fred Thompson can make unclean animals clean AND he can change a light bulb on the Sabbath.
Fred Thompson doesn’t even use a coffee cup. He drinks his coffee straight from the filter as it’s brewing.
“Brewing” is gay to Fred Thompson! He makes his coffee by chewing on the beens!
Barack Obama has a dog? Cool.
“”Brewing” is gay to Fred Thompson! He makes his coffee by chewing on the beens!”
Actually, most of the bean is filler. He just squeezes the essence out of the beans with his bare hands.
When the horseshoe floats, Fred Thompson sez: “Coffee’s done!”
And then he swallows the pot in its entirety, where it clashes with the ice water in his veins.
You can go to Yellowstone and see God’s impersonation of Fred Thompson: Old Faithful.