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  1. next you’ll be telling me he gets his salad dressing right on the salad! (I don’t know if that radio commercial plays nationwide or not, so there’s a chance noone will understand what the heck I’m talking about but oh well).

  2. “”Brewing” is gay to Fred Thompson! He makes his coffee by chewing on the beens!”
    Actually, most of the bean is filler. He just squeezes the essence out of the beans with his bare hands.

  3. When the horseshoe floats, Fred Thompson sez: “Coffee’s done!”
    And then he swallows the pot in its entirety, where it clashes with the ice water in his veins.
    You can go to Yellowstone and see God’s impersonation of Fred Thompson: Old Faithful.

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