Me, Aquaman!
A lot of people have been asking me to weigh in on the Republican primary despite the fact that I vote in Maine which doesn’t exactly have a lot of pull on the decision process. Still, I think the fate of America, the world, and even the seas could rest on the next president of the United States, and I comfortable with that burden on the shoulders of Fred Thompson.
Since I first burst into the scenes in the 1940’s by fighting Nazis, people have always said, “That Aquaman is an American we can trust!” So trust me when I say a vote for Fred Thompson is important. I’ve talked to many a fish, and none of them are enthused by the other candidates. Now, you may, “But fish don’t vote.” Yes, but… hm… I thought I had a point…
Anyway, the Democrats are sure to either put Hillary or Obama as their candidate, and either one of them would be a disaster. Hillary Clinton scares fish. When she goes near the water, fish flee. And I’ve always said, “If fish don’t trust someone, I don’t trust someone.” As for Obama, he reminds me of my arch-nemesis Black Manta… and I’m not comparing the two because they’re black, but because their both shifty and I’m sure have hidden agendas.
So who on the Republican side can stand against such villainy? Not Rudy Giuliani, who refused me a ticker tape parade when I visited New York City. He didn’t even shake my hand. How about McCain? Well, he plans to fill the sea with Mexicans until there are no jobs left for honest octopi. As for Mitt Romney, last time he went swimming in the ocean the product in his hair killed all the sea life within a mile radius. And that rube Mike Huckabee wouldn’t know an Iran from an iPod or an inlet from an estuary.
Then there’s Ron Paul, but it’s hardly worth mentioning that he’s under the control of Darkseid.
That only leaves Fred Thompson. He has the experience and the leadership to fight evil and keep terrorists out of the oceans and even lakes. Vote for Fred Thompson, because Aquaman says its cool!
BTW, if you’re reading this, Fred Thompson, I know you have contacts in Hollywood, and I have a great idea for an Aquaman movie and who should play me. Please e-mail.
Aquaman is from Maine? Only queers and…umm…only queers are from Maine so I guess that fits! Excellent endorsement however! As for your movie, I’d suggest either Richard Simmons or one of the dudes from Queer Eye…
Senator Clinton & Obama would have field day with Fred, they would rip him limb to limb. Sorry Aquaman but Fred need to go back to sleep, by the way he is no conservative.
I always thought that Aquaman would um, “come out” for John Edwards. And the reverse is true, too, of course.
Looks like all anyone cares about is Huck’s Gates of Hell comment. Drudge’s got it on top he dumb page.
Is this the endorsement for Fred that we have been waiting for?
i thought it would be someone bigger than human events…
The NRA needs to get off its backside and and endorse Fred before the gun grabber gets the nomination.
Aquaman, swim on over and tell the NRA to get off its backside and endorse Fred before the gun grabber gets the nomination.
Didn’t they already make Aquaman? Starring Vinny Chase…
🙂
Oh please, Aquafag couldn’t endorse Strawberry Shortcake. He could, however, make Marcus look more manly by comparison, if only a little.
Belay that last order, AquaMan! Good greif! Can you imagine AquaQueer showing up at the NRA and mentioning “back side”? Oh the Hummanity!!!
I dont think the NRA endorses candidate… do they?
Odds on the NRA endorsing Fred: 1:1.
It WILL HAPPEN.
Does this mean that Fred approves of the relationship that you and Aqualad have?
Isn’t Aquaman like OUR John Kerry endorsement…lol. Arthur Curry is looking to be relevant
I’m still waiting on the Punisher’s endorsement. He’s the only real badass super hero.
I guess I’m not “Badass” enough for you bub?