A lot of folks are saying that Hillary’s girly-ass crying jag actually made her MORE popular with some voters who obviously don’t deserve the franchise. Something about making her someone they could identify with. “She’s crying… I’ve cried… Therefore she’s the fittest candidate to hold the reins of power in the mightiest nation on the face of the Earth. What could possibly go wrong?”
Well, since I can’t see any flaws in that chain of logic, I’ll suggest that Hillary work even harder on her relatability quotient. Here are my helpful hints:
* After kissing babies, refrain from observing that they “taste like chicken”.
* Upon clumsily injuring yourself in public, belt out a hearty obscene Anglo-Saxonism instead of getting that vaguely aroused look of mixed pain and delight.
* Complain that cable TV is too expensive, not that it’s drowning in an ocean of Obama suck-uppery.
* No white shoes after Labor Day, no cleavage after age 60.
* Get a tramp stamp.
* Fix a broken bra strap with duct tape.
* Quote Homer Simpson often and with gusto.
* Next debate, criticize your opponents for leaving the toilet seat up.
* Prove how hectic your public-service-oriented lifestyle is by letting your gray roots poke out an inch or two between colorings.
* Flash some whale tail.
* Belch loudly, smack your lips, and say “There’s that Taco Bell again”.
* Divorce your cheating husband.
Whatever you do, don’t leave any more advice in the comments, lest she take it and win the election.
She should harp about how men need to change their behavior and talk about how much better the world would be if women ran things.
Oh, yeah…never mind.
Damn straight on the Divorce your cheating husband. I can’t respect a woman who’d want to put a philandering rapist back into the White House.
I don’t want to think about the “Whale Tail”.
Don’t rip out and eat the still-beating hearts of children…at least while the cameras are rolling.
The real question is how Sir Edmund Hillary’s death relates to the campaign, and vice versa.
She couldn’t stand someone else using the name?
He couldn’t stand her using his name any longer?
She sucked the life out of him?
Not sure what is more disturbing…
That picture of Hillary eating what may or may not be a sandwich or that there is a Wikipedia entry for “Tramp Stamp”.
Sorry… I am almost 50 now and my primary exposure to tatoo’s have been my Dad’s USMC globe and anchor.
With any normal female I might have a comment…with this female it’s so beyond the realm of possiblity that I will just move on…
Babies don’t taste like chicken?
Why the hell do we munch on their tummies then?
Tell everyone how you love “The Wizard of Oz”,it makes you cry every time you see the witch melting.
Cackle, smile, cry, frown and fart while uttering the phrase “Only women understand.”
Hillary, do what the dixie chicks did when they got in trouble. Get naked and put on a magazine somewhere.