I was looking at the exit poll data for the Pennsylvania Democratic Primary, and I noticed some things. First off, it was 58% female, because, as I’ve said before, it’s very hard to imagine someone which a penis voting for a Democrat. The other things I noticed involved race and gender. Blacks went insanely for Obama at 90% for him versus 10% for Hillary. White women had an absurd 68% percent for Hillary versus 32% for Obama. That left it up to white men to actually vote for one or the other based on the issues and not just their racial or gender identity (they went 57% to 43% for Hillary). It’s kinda unfair to put that much responsibility on them. Plus, I’ve known plenty of white males, and they are not the sort of people you want making all these decisions.

Blacks and women definitely aren’t racist/sexist.
Definitely not.
Interesting stats, Frank. Thanks.
You mean like the responsibility that was placed upon the founding fathers? Seems to me that the last time the world had to be saved (WW2) it was done by predominantly white males. That must have been before we all turned EVIL.
That was before we got tired of all these other whiny bastards. Near enough time we started applying standards to who gets to vote.
I thought Ron Paul won WWII.
The Nazis and Japanese never attacked him personally, so it really wasn’t any of his concern. Besides, he was too busy rolling naked in piles of confiscated gold coins.
Hell yea! Why do we always have to be the “reasonable” ones; for once I just want to forget about the real issues, the constitution, and logic, and just vote for someone who looks like me, or has the same plumbing.
You just can’t be surprised at the way the Democrats vote. They just don’t have the mental capacity to think about long term effects. They’re all about the here & now, and what they can get… f**k the future of the greatest nation.
It’s kinda sad actually, and I would feel sorry for them but for the abject stupidity they show every time some government Dhimmi comes along & tells them things that could be out of a little book by Engles & Marx.
Is this what they call the white man’s burden?
We the unwilling,
led by the unknowing,
are doing the impossible
for the ungrateful.
We’ve done so much with so little for so long
we are now qualified to do everything
with nothing.
It ain’t my job to drive the train.
I don’t get to ring the bell.
But let the damn thing jump the track
and see who catches hell!
I was kinda wondering if African types make up only 15% of the population why do we spend 80% of our time talking about, agonizing over and dealing with “the race issue”. If all men are created equal (women being more equal than men- just kidding guys, really) then why is this an issue at all.
Maybe we should break with tradition and elect the person best fit for the job. I don’t know, maybe it’s time for some common sense in government. Who am I kidding? I’ll bet you couldn’t find a politician with common sense if you used sonar, super dippy poopler radar, St. Bernards, Bloodhounds and Seeing eye dogs.
seanmahair’s “super dippy poopler radar”
I want one!!
“Plus, I’ve know[n] plenty of white males, and they are not the sort of people you want making all these decisions.”
I don’t know who your hanging with, Frank, but at my age I’d give the job to most of the white males I’ve known. Maybe it’s a generational thing.
So if I don’t vote for Hillary or Obama does that mean I’m racist or sexist? What if I’m black or female or a black female? Is it possible to be racist or sexist against your own race/gender? Can I still be a racist if I’m say, Asian, but I vote for McCain? What if I don’t vote for anyone?
-scratches head-
I’ll bet you couldn’t find a politician with common sense if you used sonar, super dippy poopler radar, St. Bernards, Bloodhounds and Seeing eye dogs.
#9 – Posted by: seanmahair on April 23, 2008 10:59 PM
You forgot to add “Psychic hotline, divining rods, Ace Ventura, metal detectors, and a really big magnet.”
After all common sense is like metal plates in one’s ass, get the right metal and they’ll stick to the fridge.
“Plus, I’ve know plenty of white males, and they are not the sort of people you want making all these decisions.”
Hmm, I can think of a few white males who would be perfect for the job like these guys!!!!
You crazy white cracker. Read your own post again. No actual real men vote Democrat. The closest they get are girlyboys who hyperventilate so much when they see a gun that they can’t scream like a girl and, consequently, might accidentally be mistaken for a man if you’re not paying attention (which, obviously, you shouldn’t be cos they’re a waste of skin).
Johnny, Thanks for raising the level of discourse. IJust got back from your website and your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
So it turns out that despite all the media handwringing over whether white guys would vote for a woman or a black, women and blacks ended up voting by and large for ‘one of their own’, while the white-guy vote was more evenly split than either.
Go figure.
Let’s see: Blacks vote 95% – 5% for Obama, women must be voting something like 60 – 40 for Hillary (not sure but every idiot female I work with is for Hillary), white Dem men (yes, I know – oxymoron) are voting 45 – 55 for Obama…and white men are the racists and sexists?? Only in Nora Ephron’s fantasy world…
I actually left the Dem party 10 years ago when I realized just how racist and especially sexist they truly are. Chickennnnnnnnnnns coming home to rooosssssssssssssssssssssst, yeah baby!
I’m a masculine male who voted for Hillary….
Of course, that was just to keep the Democrat wankfest going. It’s McCain in the general election.
All the white men should should withdraw their sanction, go on strike, and sit out the election.
White men should not be allowed to vote!
We should bar them from voting in any federal, state, or municipal election because they tend to vote based on their understanding of the issues and not their feelings, racial or gender identity, or sexual preferences. If they are allowed to participate in the election process the intellect driven agenda of Old White Men will only tend to muddle the clear consensus of the Right Minded People.
Of course, after the election, when we have a clear reading of the consensus of the Right Minded People we can then proceed to install the person with the fewest votes as our newly elected officials in the sure and certain knowledge that he or she is actually the best possible person for the job.
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Maybe we should break with tradition and elect the person best fit for the job.
Now that’s just crazy talk.
There worst part is, the vote is secret. Once they get in the booth, no one knows how they voted. They can use logic, reason and a desire for out grandchildren to inherit a better world as their guide. They can, but they don’t.
My generation was taught that we are all Americans, not matter where we came from. What was wrong with that? Politicians like Loretta Sanchez now pander to the Vietnamese vote by having Vietnamese language websites. I live in her district, the Vietnamese immigrants speak and read English, but she uses their language to pander to their vote, and that is one of the reasons she looses mine. There is a zero chance for a documents in two different languages to say exactly the same thing. By publishing things in three different languages English, Spanish and Vietnamese, she is helping to separate the Americans into nicely controlled voting blocks.
Actually this is quite liberating. We finally get to see who the racists and sexist are and it isn’t white men.
Frank J., why must you assume that only men have penises? To define a “gender” (itself a deceptive construct) by the assumptive significance of a single organ reflects heteronormative assumptions about patriarchal …. (Dang, it’s hard even trying to parody this stuff)
“I thought Ron Paul won WWII.”
Yeah, but he blew it last week when the cops busted him driving for some of his supporters who were ‘jacking a warehouse full of long-grain rice…
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That would be Insurance.
Instead of tagging people as racist/sexist, let’s start tagging them as racy/sexy.
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/01/republican-women-versus-democratic-women/
Just saying: Norwegians and Greeks are not monolithically Democratic but in the election they voted overwhelmingly for Mondale and Dukakis. Ditto the Irish for JFK. If I was choosing a basketball team I would probably have a bias for tall black men. If I were choosing a president I would have a bias for affable WASPS. (No I am not a WASP.) Anglo-Saxon men seem to have a talent for civil administration. That’s not the only talent in the world, or even the best talent to have, but, in my admittedly biased opinion, that is their talent. Just saying.
I spend half my days oppressing people, I don’t have time to make up for female sexism and black racism. Cut a pale people person some slack.
*pale penis person
See how exhausting it is?
Love the post, BUT you could interpret it differently.
Those determined to berate our men will say that the white man tallies PROVE they are 57% racist and 43% sexist.
Here’s one to think about. The stupid SOB that paid over $10k for a slightly mangled used Obama waffle WILL vote come November!
Scares the hell out of me.
when did the word “lose” change to “loose”, I see this in so many article comments that are for the most part well written and grammatically correct. I realize ths means nothing in the grand scheme of things, but it is so noticeable and was just wondering when and how this change began….old lady wondering….who cares? Right?
I wonder how many just said that’s who they voted for, but really voted for someone else. For instance I know many conservative Black people who will only confide in me when we’re alone that they have any conservative thoughts, such as welfare is bad, etc, but in public, especially around other Black people, it’s Dems and welfare for everyone! They don’t want anyone to know what they think or they might get called “race traitors”.
I think I read a study that showed when young cute girls perform the exit polls, the results are overwhelmingly Democrat.
…and that’s how we kicked the Kaiser out of Cleveland back in aught six!
Frank,
Why do you have an ad for black singles on your website? Is there something you haven’t told us?
Are you secretly black?