Maybe she’s home-schooled by a private tutor? (Like child actors often are)
It would make sense if Todd & Sarah don’t want her in public school Liberal indoctrination center.
Either that or she’d spend a lot of time answering stupid questions like, “Why is your shirt soaked in Moonbeam Vegan Guevarra Hippy-Epstein’s blood? And why is her all-Vegan, organic lunch lodged 2 1/2 feet into her colon?”
Which I imagine would just annoy Piper and prompt more beatings.
Careful now. Piper is a wonderful kid, loved by millions.
she is a cutie, buy why isn’t she ever in school!
Maybe she’s home-schooled by a private tutor? (Like child actors often are)
It would make sense if Todd & Sarah don’t want her in
public schoolLiberal indoctrination center.Just guessing though; good question.
School is hard to squeeze into a tight schedule filled with moose huntin’, Snow Machine racin’, and Sniper training.
Her friends call her Piper the Sniper.
I would totally back any politician that had their children trained to drop a fellow with a clean head shot at a mile range.
Yeah, I don’t think Piper would last long in a typical state school. They’d either suspend her for being conservative or (more likely) she’d quit.
Corona,
Either that or she’d spend a lot of time answering stupid questions like, “Why is your shirt soaked in Moonbeam Vegan Guevarra Hippy-Epstein’s blood? And why is her all-Vegan, organic lunch lodged 2 1/2 feet into her colon?”
Which I imagine would just annoy Piper and prompt more beatings.
She hasn’t been allowed back in school since she brought a dead moose as a present for her teacher.
And no one is concerned about the Obama girls? Covert racism, that’s what it is.
The Obamuhhh girls haven’t been allowed back at school since they took some of daddy’s “nose candy” in for show and tell….