Forgetful Racists

So is it really true that a lot of the undecided in this presidential election are made up of forgetful racists? Liberals are constantly accusing McCain of hiding things in his ad that remind people that Obama is black, which means if that’s a valid strategy there are people out there who are about to vote for Obama only because they forgot his race.

FORGETFUL RACIST: “I can’t wait to vote for Obama!”

MCCAIN AD: “Obama is a community organizer!”

FORGETFUL RACIST: “Wait… community organizer is a codeword for black! Obama is black! I hate black people! I’m not voting for Obama! Ooh… a penny!”

Not that I want to help racists, but wouldn’t it be easier for forgetful racists to just emulate the guy from Memento and carry around labeled Polaroids of all the candidates so he can remember what their races are in the voting booth?

16 Comments

  1. But isn’t voting for/against a candidate based on race … racist?

    So, if Obama is getting votes because he’s black (or one of his parents was) … does that mean those voting for him for that reason are racist?

    I get so confused. Maybe Obama (the Merciful, the Compassionate) will tell me what to do.

  2. There are many paths to the top of the mountain and the view is the same. The seven deadly sins have to be permitted if there is to be peace in the world. There are different strokes for different folks. Tolerance to all behavior must be the holy word. God Bless America the land of the free.

  3. Obama’s not black, he’s half white. White American rich male. We’re supposed to hate those guys. I can’t vote for that rich white guy.

    Another thought for ye: If Jesus was a community organizer, how can “community organizer” be a code-word for ne.., ahem black?

  4. I never realized Obama was “Black” either. I’ve always seen him as an Incompetent-American. Or a Shyster-American. Or a Charlatan-American. I keep forgetting what the politically correct term is for Super unqualified, communist stuffed shirt. Well, besides Democrat. But politically, they are never correct.

  5. “There are many paths to the top of the mountain and the view is the same. The seven deadly sins have to be permitted if there is to be peace in the world. There are different strokes for different folks. Tolerance to all behavior must be the holy word. God Bless America the land of the free.”

    Uhh. What? How long has Siddhartha Guatema been listening to us, anyway? Hey, buddy. I have something for you to tell the Dalai Lama, kay? If he is hoping that all the people with “Free Tibet” stickers on their Volvos and Subarus are going to get China off his back, ya might just wanna let him know that none of them believe in conflict, guns, or personal rights. Well, unless, of course, we’re talking about the right to have twisted, weird, deviant sexual intercourse with one or more animals or people. They’re all for that.

  6. 1. Pride
    2. Envy
    3. Greed
    4. Anger
    5. Lust
    6. Gluttony
    7. Sloth

    They’re called ‘Deadly’ sins for a reason!
    They will get you killed!
    Physically, mentally And/Or spiritually Dead, Dead, Dead!
    I hope this posts. I’m still learning the ropes of this new system.
    well, preview works anyway!

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