Dang – she just keeps getting hotter!
You mean stupider. You did see how many colleges it took her to get a journalism degree right? Absolutely incredibly dumb she is!
P.S. Notre Dame football kicks ass – #1 this year!
You have to admire the religious right. They are sticking by this dumb ass bitch even though it took her six schools and six years to get a degree in easy subject like journalism. Way to stick by your gal wingnuts!
You know what the difference between Palin and a dodo bird is? Lipstick!
Oh, hanging Chad, where art thou?
(From chopping wood and being really tired, to laughing at IMAO, all in the same day. You just can’t beat it with a stick. Thanks, guys – and gals!)
“Palin is as intolerable to us as Obama is to you but at least Obama is smart, cool, hot”
When Obama proves to me he knows how many states there are in the U.S., I’ll acknowledge his intelligence.
Palin is hot and kills animals. Her experience bbqpwns Obama and Biden combined.
I like to think of Palin as Hillary and Obama combined… if they had ever accomplished anything in their lives.
and of course, being smart enough to know that Communism doesn’t work, and that the Right is right.
You people just don’t know him like I do. He’s a great guy for change and hope. I could use a little change and hope, because change and hope are what we don’t have enough of. Change and hope are like peanut butter and jelly, Fred and Wilma, Rocky and Adrian. Don’t you remember me? I am who I’ve been waiting for.
Chad honey, your mommy called to remind you to take your medication.
How sad that you didn’t learn how to play well with others in Kindergarden but since you didn’t graduate I guess that makes sense.
What do you call someone who goes somewhere that 90 % of the people disagree with him and then spews hate, vitriol, and foul language at them? Sir Chad the Brave……..Brave, brave, brave,brave Sir Chad ….he’s running away…..
And all without an obscenity.
Chad,
Bruce called. He’s pretty excited. Seems your joint application in California was approved. Your on the next flight out! He loves your new man purse, by the way! He said it was “fabulous”!
You’re not too smart Football Fan, there are 60 states. The Messiah said he’d been to 57 states, with one to go, not including Alaska and Hawaii; sixty total states.
Poor Chad. You woke up this morning and found yourself beat-up by IMAO Ronin like ussjimmycarter who I hear has this habit of ripping-off heads and sending them to places like Uranus! All in all, though, I thought our Chad was a ‘nice troll.’ Confused, but ‘nice.’
P.S. Notre Dame football kicks ass – #1 this year!
#4 – Posted by: NotreDameRules! on September 7, 2008 12:15 AM
Yeah right! You and your emu QB can barely beat San Diego State!
Yeah, #26, besides, at Notre Dame, they don’t kick balls. The balls kicks them – in the balls!
(That’s a ussjimmycarter-like retort meant for Chad.)
Oh, hell. Let’s just all go out to breakfast.
I think this is possibly the first time in history a group of people who picked a University of Delaware grad are talking s— about a University of Idaho grad.
“Wow I can’t believe McCain made such a stupid pick and by stupid I mean Palin is really, really stupid.”
Well, in fairness, if she had plagiarized like your guy, I’m sure she would have done much better…
(she actually did make good grades, but whatever)
Oh I’m hating on Palin – she a dumb bitch.
I’m a hating on that stupid ignorant Palin
she ain’t got good grades
she ain’t got a brain
Six colleges in six years
She’s a dumber than a scary evil monkey.
Palin can’t be the veep. No man. No way.
Stupid. Dumb. Palin. Excrement. Play.
Let’s all make fun of the stupid hateful Palin dummy.
w00t w00t w00t Yeah fummy!
Man Palin, damn that bitch is dumb!
You ever seen such a dumn bitch in you whole life?
No way man. Not me.
Only haters love her cause they love hate.
The good people know she’s wrong.
Palin’s full of lies and stupidity and shit.
Good news though – she can’t win.
She’s just too damn stupid.
I think this is possibly the first time in history a group of people who picked a University of Delaware grad are talking s— about a University of Idaho grad.
It’s about her stupidly attending six colleges in six years. That’s what is dumb. You aren’t dumb which is why you are trying to change the subject to anything but the fact that she is so incredibly stupid that she had to go SIX DIFFERENT COLLEGES just to get one pathetic degree. Nice defense loser but it’s not going to work. The public is going to learn of this and quickly discern that she is a stupid and unqualified and not for vote her. HA HA! DEMOCRATS F****IN WIN in 08!! Obama be president! Eat it loser! Eat it over and over! HA HA
“You aren’t dumb”
This is true. “It’s about her stupidly attending six colleges in six years.”
She graduated from the same quality of university your guy graduated from – and without plagiarizing.
IS that it? That’s the best the trolls have to offer?
Palin’s stupid. You’re stupid. She’s a mean ol’ bitch. McCain’s stupid, too.”
Kindertrolls.
It’s not good? Hmmm… Well now poophead people don’t want a stupid person to be president and six colleges in six years is clearly stupid. Seems good to me. That combined with getting the message out about her extremely anti-gay and anti-science views should work pretty well and make her lose. You have to remember part of the fun is just coming here and making fun of YOU for supporting such a dumb ignorant bitch. We will slam you ignorant lying bitches over and over. You can pretend to like gays all you want but you support this ignorant bitch then you too are hater, assface! We are going to rub it in for a while in then vanish. When Palin loses AND SHE WILL you will hear our laughter at you echoing into the night!
OK, kindertroll, I’ll bite; what “science” are you referring to? If you say evolution, I’m going to laugh you right outta here. Or perhaps you were referring to embryonic stem cell research which, unlike adult stem cell research, has not yielded a single solution yet.
It’s troo – Palin despises evolution and she’s obviously anti-stem cells as well but it’s the crazy taking the bible literal and anti-evolution stuff that will be used against her. We suspect she is going to lie about some of this when she finally does some interviews. However, it’s all there on the websites of the churches she attended and in the public record. Plus, she’s incredibly stupid – we will use that as well because people want a smart president not a dumb one. Her ignorance shows in other ways as well. She’s so stupid she had never heard of the Surge and she didn’t know what a veep does. There are many other examples of Palin’s stupidity available 🙂
And then with that they vanished into thin air with a big poofta sound. The losers on the dumb blogs heard their laughter for years and years later…..
See Libs, when you are working class, and don’t qualify for special scholarships, because your daddy didn’t have the right pigmentation, you sometimes have to work your way through college. Sometimes This means you can’t afford to pay for as many courses in a semester as is recommended, and that it may take you a couple of years more to finish since you are taking a third fewer classes a semester. It is called being a part time student. It is very common. Also, sometimes you move around a lot, not because you get kicked out of class, but because life happens.
Now if Palin had been a sheltered little snowflake she may have had time to be a full time student, and would have graduated in only four years. Then again she wouldn’t know what it is like to be a regular person, with real challenges.
See Libs, when you are working class, and don’t qualify for special scholarships, because your daddy didn’t have the right pigmentation, you sometimes have to work your way through college. Sometimes This means you can’t afford to pay for as many courses in a semester as is recommended, and that it may take you a couple of years more to finish since you are taking a third fewer classes a semester. It is called being a part time student. It is very common. Also, sometimes you move around a lot, not because you get kicked out of class, but because life happens.
Now if Palin had been a sheltered little snowflake she may have had time to be a full time student, and would have graduated in only four years. Then again she wouldn’t know what it is like to be a regular person, with real challenges.
Excuses…excuses. She still seems like a dumb loser to me. Plenty of intelligent people have had it hard like that and still graduated in four years AND have gone on to even more education. But I forgot what the right wing losers like you want is just an average DOLT in the white house. You don’t want anyone exceptional to lead our country. You just want a typical loser – like Palin. She’s just perfect for losers like you.
Hey, I saw that – Anyone making fun of Notre Dame football is a clown-faced turd!!!!! So you don’t have a Notre Dame degree I gather. Jealous much??? It shows.
“Excuses…excuses. She still seems like a dumb loser to me. Plenty of intelligent people have had it hard like that and still graduated in four years AND have gone on to even more education.”
Plenty of people were able to get through academia without plagiarizing. The guy that you guys picked for VP couldn’t. “So you don’t have a Notre Dame degree I gather. Jealous much??? It shows.”
What percentage of Notre Dame fans actually went to Notre Dame?
5?
“It’s troo – Palin despises evolution and she’s obviously anti-stem cells as well but it’s the crazy taking the bible literal and anti-evolution stuff that will be used against her.”
Oooooooh this REEEEEALLY bothers you, doesn’t it #42???? What’s wrong? Don’t like it when someone points out that according to God your lifestyle is an abomination?? Or that murdering unborn babies is? Isn’t that REALLY what you’re all uptight about 42? Isn’t that what you REALLY hate about this woman? The fact that she is a shining light and you prefer it much, much darker? It is obvious. You can’t disguise all your fear with idiotic comments about Palin being stupid 42. We all KNOW what the REAL issue is for you. Don’t hate us 42. We don’t hate you. So why don’t you try to toss your hatred aside. Go on. Just let go of all the yucky stuff. That’s it! Shake it all out. There. Now take a deep breath. Doesn’t that feel better?
Oh and do try to take it like a big boy when your candidate loses this Nov.
PS – I worked 3 jobs through college and transferred once so it took me much longer to finish. Thanks to those of you who pointed that phenom out to the spoiled rich kids who turned into liberals. What a surprise – NOT!
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Me and some of my other Republicans friends are having a meeting. There are fifty-three of us in this meeting and we are all angry at John McCain for picking Sarah Palin because now we all have to vote for Obama. We were all together watching CNN yesterday as well and eating Lays brand potato chips when we say a report on the trooper gate thing. It turns out that the only evidence that Palin’s brother-in-law wanted to kill someone was something Sarah Palin overhead. Basically, she is a lying sack of shit. Not a single one of us is going to vote for Palin. None of our wives will
either. We are all happily married, of course, so you can see how this a good example that a large percentage of the married Republican base is not going to vote for McCain. Please join us in voting Obama in 2008. Thank you. We all reside in Ohio and grew up here.
#56 – Posted by: 53 Republican Married Men in Ohio For Obama on September 7, 2008 08:45 PM
Honestly, how do these people even remember to breathe?
(somebody please tell me the post above was a parody)
53 married, Republican men in Ohio getting together to watch CNN and eat Lays potato chips? Wow. That’s just f’d up. Now, if you had combined the words ‘FOX’ and ‘beer’ I might have believed you. Nah, come to think of it, Ohio doesn’t have that many Republican men.
I can see the 53 men in Ohio getting together & getting all tingly about Obambi…
And you’d need a crowbar & some really cold water to get them apart. Friggin’ sissies.
My Democratic friends and I had a meeting and we are all mad at Obama for lying about being a christian when he’s really a muslim. He accidentally let it slip in an interview. Now we have no choice but to vote for McCain. Basically, Obama is a lying sack of sh*t. Please join us in voting for McCain. Thank you.
If these trolls had jobs they might realize that even if you know what the job title is, you always make sure you ask about specific responsibilities prior to weighing the decision.
Wait, I think I just figured out all that “community organizer” mess.
I now decree it is open season on Trolls. I know, I know I don’t have any authority…….but someone has to do it.
If we don’t put them down they’re going to hurt themselves or someone else. Really it’s for their own good. After all we wouldn’t want them to be punished buy their own stupidity, they shouldn’t have to pay for they’re own mistakes. How cruel do you think we are. We’re doing it for the good of all.
Hmmm, where have I heard that before?
//You neo-cons are all doo doo heads! You are meen and are all waarmongars!
Signed,
Shakespere of the left//
I am astonished, amazed, almost (but not quite) speechless. The Shakespear of the left? The man who brought us Henry the V, Julius Caesar, Hamlet and MacBeth. You are proclaiming yourself in the same league with a man who’s plays and sonnets have survived 600 years of changing times, fads and entertainment venues? And you can’t even bother to spell check your rant.
Honey please go back to playing Grand Theft Auto or looking at Miss September and leave the commenting to the grown ups.
“Honey please go back to playing Grand Theft Auto or looking at Miss September and leave the commenting to the grown ups.”
Okay, now THAT is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even my husband is laughing hysterically (and he isn’t easily amused!)
Thanks…that’s about what I pictured him doing, too. hahahahaha.
Thank you. I do my best work when I’m tired and irritated. Kudos to you too. I have really enjoyed reading your posts. Kill them with kindness has always been one of my favorite troll fighting techniques.
Poor little sots, no one ever taught them any better. Me, I raised 6 children, 5 of them are little Alex P Keatons (from the show Family Ties). Reagan Republicans-even the 12 year old.
Half these trolls are “true trolls” – they aren’t really who they say they are, probably aren’t even voting age, and are just posting stupid self-parody to draw replies. And some of them seem to be RWDBs mocking the trolls and catching a little friendly fire.
Not that the putdowns aren’t fantastic, though.
“Or perhaps you were referring to embryonic stem cell research which, unlike adult stem cell research, has not yielded a single solution yet.”
~Not quite Alan. Embryonic stem cell therapy has certainly brought us a solution to the problem of getting random and uncontrollable tumors to grow in the brains of rats. Clearly this therapy needs more government money, because the private sector just doesn’t know a good investment opportunity when it sees one.
So, Sarah Palin switching schools is now evil, but Al Gore flunking out of one college before barely passing his courses in his next is grounds for the entire liberal world to proclaim him “brilliant”? Well, that makes as much sense as any of the other idiotic crap they spew.
Dearest Son of Bob, one of my mantras for liberal trolls is “never let the truth get in the way of your next rant”. These people wouldn’t know the truth if it reached up, grabbed them around the throat, wrestled them to the ground, popped them into a blender, made them into a smoothie and drank them for lunch.
When speaking truth to power, it would be good to be able to recognize the truth in the beginning.
Is there a certain ‘fabulous’ current flowing through this particular batch of trolls?
Does ‘fabulousness’ lead to brain-damage, or is ‘fabulousness’ a symptom of brain-damage?
Dang – she just keeps getting hotter!
Cadet begins the long process of redeeming himself after many terrible nightmares!
Nuke It! McCain / Palin ’08
Dang – she just keeps getting hotter!
You mean stupider. You did see how many colleges it took her to get a journalism degree right? Absolutely incredibly dumb she is!
P.S. Notre Dame football kicks ass – #1 this year!
You have to admire the religious right. They are sticking by this dumb ass bitch even though it took her six schools and six years to get a degree in easy subject like journalism. Way to stick by your gal wingnuts!
You know what the difference between Palin and a dodo bird is? Lipstick!
Fat Code Pinkies with name changes. Hahahaha.
She’s got way way too much makeup on in the photo. Blech! Vomit! Puke! Tho, I do prefer men as most of the male conservative republicans secretly do.
The left has absolutely lost it – I love it!
(BTW, refresh my memory – where did your VP go to school again?)
Oh, hanging Chad, where art thou?
(From chopping wood and being really tired, to laughing at IMAO, all in the same day. You just can’t beat it with a stick. Thanks, guys – and gals!)
Oh Man!!
She already had MY vote, now I’m forced to register some dead people to vote for her too.
I’d better check with ACORN on how to do that…
“Palin is as intolerable to us as Obama is to you but at least Obama is smart, cool, hot”
When Obama proves to me he knows how many states there are in the U.S., I’ll acknowledge his intelligence.
Palin is hot and kills animals. Her experience bbqpwns Obama and Biden combined.
I like to think of Palin as Hillary and Obama combined… if they had ever accomplished anything in their lives.
and of course, being smart enough to know that Communism doesn’t work, and that the Right is right.
Well, duh, 57 states, you conservomoron!!!
You know chad, I’m willing to bet the farm that Palin couldn’t care less about your opinion of her makeup. Matter of fact, neither do I…
Nuke-to blow up, like Barry and Sinclair
Moon-like Barry and Andrew Douglas
Dang, she’s going to drop Hillary’s big bomb after all!
You people just don’t know him like I do. He’s a great guy for change and hope. I could use a little change and hope, because change and hope are what we don’t have enough of. Change and hope are like peanut butter and jelly, Fred and Wilma, Rocky and Adrian. Don’t you remember me? I am who I’ve been waiting for.
Chad,
Your boyfriend called and he’s not happy! Seems you decided to wear his last clean pair of pink panties and then left a racing stripe in them…
Chad honey, your mommy called to remind you to take your medication.
How sad that you didn’t learn how to play well with others in Kindergarden but since you didn’t graduate I guess that makes sense.
What do you call someone who goes somewhere that 90 % of the people disagree with him and then spews hate, vitriol, and foul language at them? Sir Chad the Brave……..Brave, brave, brave,brave Sir Chad ….he’s running away…..
And all without an obscenity.
Chad,
Bruce called. He’s pretty excited. Seems your joint application in California was approved. Your on the next flight out! He loves your new man purse, by the way! He said it was “fabulous”!
You’re not too smart Football Fan, there are 60 states. The Messiah said he’d been to 57 states, with one to go, not including Alaska and Hawaii; sixty total states.
What’s the difference between Chad and a Pit Bull? Lipstick…
Poor Chad. You woke up this morning and found yourself beat-up by IMAO Ronin like ussjimmycarter who I hear has this habit of ripping-off heads and sending them to places like Uranus! All in all, though, I thought our Chad was a ‘nice troll.’ Confused, but ‘nice.’
P.S. Notre Dame football kicks ass – #1 this year!
#4 – Posted by: NotreDameRules! on September 7, 2008 12:15 AM
Yeah right! You and your emu QB can barely beat San Diego State!
Yeah, #26, besides, at Notre Dame, they don’t kick balls. The balls kicks them – in the balls!
(That’s a ussjimmycarter-like retort meant for Chad.)
Oh, hell. Let’s just all go out to breakfast.
Just learned about it taking Palin six colleges to graduate. Boy oh boy is that girl stupid!
Wow I can’t believe McCain made such a stupid pick and by stupid I mean Palin is really, really stupid. She’s dumber than a bag of rocks.
– Jerold
I think this is possibly the first time in history a group of people who picked a University of Delaware grad are talking s— about a University of Idaho grad.
“Wow I can’t believe McCain made such a stupid pick and by stupid I mean Palin is really, really stupid.”
Well, in fairness, if she had plagiarized like your guy, I’m sure she would have done much better…
(she actually did make good grades, but whatever)
Oh I’m hating on Palin – she a dumb bitch.
I’m a hating on that stupid ignorant Palin
she ain’t got good grades
she ain’t got a brain
Six colleges in six years
She’s a dumber than a scary evil monkey.
Palin can’t be the veep. No man. No way.
Stupid. Dumb. Palin. Excrement. Play.
Let’s all make fun of the stupid hateful Palin dummy.
w00t w00t w00t Yeah fummy!
Man Palin, damn that bitch is dumb!
You ever seen such a dumn bitch in you whole life?
No way man. Not me.
Only haters love her cause they love hate.
The good people know she’s wrong.
Palin’s full of lies and stupidity and shit.
Good news though – she can’t win.
She’s just too damn stupid.
How old are these people – 14? These aren’t actual adults are they?
I think this is possibly the first time in history a group of people who picked a University of Delaware grad are talking s— about a University of Idaho grad.
It’s about her stupidly attending six colleges in six years. That’s what is dumb. You aren’t dumb which is why you are trying to change the subject to anything but the fact that she is so incredibly stupid that she had to go SIX DIFFERENT COLLEGES just to get one pathetic degree. Nice defense loser but it’s not going to work. The public is going to learn of this and quickly discern that she is a stupid and unqualified and not for vote her. HA HA! DEMOCRATS F****IN WIN in 08!! Obama be president! Eat it loser! Eat it over and over! HA HA
IS that it? That’s the best the trolls have to offer?
Palin’s stupid. You’re stupid. She’s a mean ol’ bitch. McCain’s stupid, too.”
Kindertrolls.
“You aren’t dumb”
This is true.
“It’s about her stupidly attending six colleges in six years.”
She graduated from the same quality of university your guy graduated from – and without plagiarizing.
“Kindertrolls.”
Seriously – I want to say they’re 14, and yet I know they’re actual adults posting here.
IS that it? That’s the best the trolls have to offer?
Palin’s stupid. You’re stupid. She’s a mean ol’ bitch. McCain’s stupid, too.”
Kindertrolls.
It’s not good? Hmmm… Well now poophead people don’t want a stupid person to be president and six colleges in six years is clearly stupid. Seems good to me. That combined with getting the message out about her extremely anti-gay and anti-science views should work pretty well and make her lose. You have to remember part of the fun is just coming here and making fun of YOU for supporting such a dumb ignorant bitch. We will slam you ignorant lying bitches over and over. You can pretend to like gays all you want but you support this ignorant bitch then you too are hater, assface! We are going to rub it in for a while in then vanish. When Palin loses AND SHE WILL you will hear our laughter at you echoing into the night!
OK, kindertroll, I’ll bite; what “science” are you referring to? If you say evolution, I’m going to laugh you right outta here. Or perhaps you were referring to embryonic stem cell research which, unlike adult stem cell research, has not yielded a single solution yet.
#38 – Posted by: YouareallAssfaces! on September 7, 2008 01:11 PM
Yeah, these homos here keep stalling our pro-gay agenda!
Fags
Since when did we have Notre Dame trolls?
It’s troo – Palin despises evolution and she’s obviously anti-stem cells as well but it’s the crazy taking the bible literal and anti-evolution stuff that will be used against her. We suspect she is going to lie about some of this when she finally does some interviews. However, it’s all there on the websites of the churches she attended and in the public record. Plus, she’s incredibly stupid – we will use that as well because people want a smart president not a dumb one. Her ignorance shows in other ways as well. She’s so stupid she had never heard of the Surge and she didn’t know what a veep does. There are many other examples of Palin’s stupidity available 🙂
And then with that they vanished into thin air with a big poofta sound. The losers on the dumb blogs heard their laughter for years and years later…..
I wonder if Chris Matthews knows that a degree in journalism is as easy and pathetic as these trolls say.
I wonder if Chris Matthews is posting here.
LOL!!! #42 is reaching critical mass! But I can’t say he’s going to blow; he already blows.
And, it appears, he’ll swallow anything!
Don’t waste time on “Chad”. I suspect he is Frank’s metrosexual personna.
Notre Dame??
Bunch of priests looking for grown-up altar boys!!
See Libs, when you are working class, and don’t qualify for special scholarships, because your daddy didn’t have the right pigmentation, you sometimes have to work your way through college. Sometimes This means you can’t afford to pay for as many courses in a semester as is recommended, and that it may take you a couple of years more to finish since you are taking a third fewer classes a semester. It is called being a part time student. It is very common. Also, sometimes you move around a lot, not because you get kicked out of class, but because life happens.
Now if Palin had been a sheltered little snowflake she may have had time to be a full time student, and would have graduated in only four years. Then again she wouldn’t know what it is like to be a regular person, with real challenges.
Sarah Palin went to several colleges because she was a mom at the time. I was a dad in college, and I’m just glad I finished.
See Libs, when you are working class, and don’t qualify for special scholarships, because your daddy didn’t have the right pigmentation, you sometimes have to work your way through college. Sometimes This means you can’t afford to pay for as many courses in a semester as is recommended, and that it may take you a couple of years more to finish since you are taking a third fewer classes a semester. It is called being a part time student. It is very common. Also, sometimes you move around a lot, not because you get kicked out of class, but because life happens.
Now if Palin had been a sheltered little snowflake she may have had time to be a full time student, and would have graduated in only four years. Then again she wouldn’t know what it is like to be a regular person, with real challenges.
Excuses…excuses. She still seems like a dumb loser to me. Plenty of intelligent people have had it hard like that and still graduated in four years AND have gone on to even more education. But I forgot what the right wing losers like you want is just an average DOLT in the white house. You don’t want anyone exceptional to lead our country. You just want a typical loser – like Palin. She’s just perfect for losers like you.
Hey, I saw that – Anyone making fun of Notre Dame football is a clown-faced turd!!!!! So you don’t have a Notre Dame degree I gather. Jealous much??? It shows.
“Excuses…excuses. She still seems like a dumb loser to me. Plenty of intelligent people have had it hard like that and still graduated in four years AND have gone on to even more education.”
Plenty of people were able to get through academia without plagiarizing. The guy that you guys picked for VP couldn’t.
“So you don’t have a Notre Dame degree I gather. Jealous much??? It shows.”
What percentage of Notre Dame fans actually went to Notre Dame?
5?
I bet Obama really is exceptional, like Raskolnikov or Napoleon. If only we had his actual records from Columbia we could prove it.
“It’s troo – Palin despises evolution and she’s obviously anti-stem cells as well but it’s the crazy taking the bible literal and anti-evolution stuff that will be used against her.”
Oooooooh this REEEEEALLY bothers you, doesn’t it #42???? What’s wrong? Don’t like it when someone points out that according to God your lifestyle is an abomination?? Or that murdering unborn babies is? Isn’t that REALLY what you’re all uptight about 42? Isn’t that what you REALLY hate about this woman? The fact that she is a shining light and you prefer it much, much darker? It is obvious. You can’t disguise all your fear with idiotic comments about Palin being stupid 42. We all KNOW what the REAL issue is for you. Don’t hate us 42. We don’t hate you. So why don’t you try to toss your hatred aside. Go on. Just let go of all the yucky stuff. That’s it! Shake it all out. There. Now take a deep breath. Doesn’t that feel better?
Oh and do try to take it like a big boy when your candidate loses this Nov.
PS – I worked 3 jobs through college and transferred once so it took me much longer to finish. Thanks to those of you who pointed that phenom out to the spoiled rich kids who turned into liberals. What a surprise – NOT!
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Me and some of my other Republicans friends are having a meeting. There are fifty-three of us in this meeting and we are all angry at John McCain for picking Sarah Palin because now we all have to vote for Obama. We were all together watching CNN yesterday as well and eating Lays brand potato chips when we say a report on the trooper gate thing. It turns out that the only evidence that Palin’s brother-in-law wanted to kill someone was something Sarah Palin overhead. Basically, she is a lying sack of shit. Not a single one of us is going to vote for Palin. None of our wives will
either. We are all happily married, of course, so you can see how this a good example that a large percentage of the married Republican base is not going to vote for McCain. Please join us in voting Obama in 2008. Thank you. We all reside in Ohio and grew up here.
#56 – Posted by: 53 Republican Married Men in Ohio For Obama on September 7, 2008 08:45 PM
Honestly, how do these people even remember to breathe?
(somebody please tell me the post above was a parody)
What are you married to #56, your busty blow up doll?
? – Sulamie, I’m talking about the comment above me, not Frank.
53 married, Republican men in Ohio getting together to watch CNN and eat Lays potato chips? Wow. That’s just f’d up. Now, if you had combined the words ‘FOX’ and ‘beer’ I might have believed you. Nah, come to think of it, Ohio doesn’t have that many Republican men.
#56 has to be a parody.
I can see the 53 men in Ohio getting together & getting all tingly about Obambi…
And you’d need a crowbar & some really cold water to get them apart. Friggin’ sissies.
My Democratic friends and I had a meeting and we are all mad at Obama for lying about being a christian when he’s really a muslim. He accidentally let it slip in an interview. Now we have no choice but to vote for McCain. Basically, Obama is a lying sack of sh*t. Please join us in voting for McCain. Thank you.
ROFL: kindertrolls!
I like that guy who pointed out that Obama is an exceptional dolt, not just some average dolt.
You neo-cons are all doo doo heads! You are meen and are all waarmongars!
Signed,
Shakespere of the left
If these trolls had jobs they might realize that even if you know what the job title is, you always make sure you ask about specific responsibilities prior to weighing the decision.
Wait, I think I just figured out all that “community organizer” mess.
I now decree it is open season on Trolls. I know, I know I don’t have any authority…….but someone has to do it.
If we don’t put them down they’re going to hurt themselves or someone else. Really it’s for their own good. After all we wouldn’t want them to be punished buy their own stupidity, they shouldn’t have to pay for they’re own mistakes. How cruel do you think we are. We’re doing it for the good of all.
Hmmm, where have I heard that before?
//You neo-cons are all doo doo heads! You are meen and are all waarmongars!
Signed,
Shakespere of the left//
I am astonished, amazed, almost (but not quite) speechless. The Shakespear of the left? The man who brought us Henry the V, Julius Caesar, Hamlet and MacBeth. You are proclaiming yourself in the same league with a man who’s plays and sonnets have survived 600 years of changing times, fads and entertainment venues? And you can’t even bother to spell check your rant.
Honey please go back to playing Grand Theft Auto or looking at Miss September and leave the commenting to the grown ups.
“Honey please go back to playing Grand Theft Auto or looking at Miss September and leave the commenting to the grown ups.”
Okay, now THAT is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even my husband is laughing hysterically (and he isn’t easily amused!)
Thanks…that’s about what I pictured him doing, too. hahahahaha.
Thank you. I do my best work when I’m tired and irritated. Kudos to you too. I have really enjoyed reading your posts. Kill them with kindness has always been one of my favorite troll fighting techniques.
Poor little sots, no one ever taught them any better. Me, I raised 6 children, 5 of them are little Alex P Keatons (from the show Family Ties). Reagan Republicans-even the 12 year old.
Half these trolls are “true trolls” – they aren’t really who they say they are, probably aren’t even voting age, and are just posting stupid self-parody to draw replies. And some of them seem to be RWDBs mocking the trolls and catching a little friendly fire.
Not that the putdowns aren’t fantastic, though.
“Or perhaps you were referring to embryonic stem cell research which, unlike adult stem cell research, has not yielded a single solution yet.”
~Not quite Alan. Embryonic stem cell therapy has certainly brought us a solution to the problem of getting random and uncontrollable tumors to grow in the brains of rats. Clearly this therapy needs more government money, because the private sector just doesn’t know a good investment opportunity when it sees one.
So, Sarah Palin switching schools is now evil, but Al Gore flunking out of one college before barely passing his courses in his next is grounds for the entire liberal world to proclaim him “brilliant”? Well, that makes as much sense as any of the other idiotic crap they spew.
Dearest Son of Bob, one of my mantras for liberal trolls is “never let the truth get in the way of your next rant”. These people wouldn’t know the truth if it reached up, grabbed them around the throat, wrestled them to the ground, popped them into a blender, made them into a smoothie and drank them for lunch.
When speaking truth to power, it would be good to be able to recognize the truth in the beginning.
Is there a certain ‘fabulous’ current flowing through this particular batch of trolls?
Does ‘fabulousness’ lead to brain-damage, or is ‘fabulousness’ a symptom of brain-damage?
I expect that most journalism programs might have trouble with Republicans, if there’s any amount of “social justice” BS.
Tee shirt aside, she’s even prettier today, both inside and out.