A Californian violent video game law was declared unconstitutional. I already talked before about the silliness of having Arnold lead the crusade against violent video games, but I should also mention just how backwards it is in this day and age trying to keep kids from violent video games. Kids are huge sissies these days, and the last thing these sissies should be doing is playing some video games where they match up different colored gems that reinforces their sissiness. If anything, we should be exposing them to more violence in video games to toughen them up. Really, childhood sissiness is becoming so bad that soon “I don’t like kids” will be considered a homophobic statement.
Childhood sissiness is bad enough. The adult sissiness that it leads to is what makes me want to slapfight and scratch the eyes out of every liberal I meet.
See what I mean?
I think it would be a good idea where schools pick the biggest sissy on the playground every recess and have the other kids beat the crap out of him. After the first week of school, every child in school would be working out, carrying a switchblade, watching ESPN and John Wayne movies, and getting tatoos.
For kids that are especially sissy or who want to grow up to be a lawyer, we could set up a 10,000 acre nature preserve in Colorado or Wyoming where we drop the kids off in the middle of the park and then hunt them for sport.
I am doing my best to teach my son not to be a sissy. How soon can he start firearms training? Four months?
I should also include weight training, katana fighting, and Israeli martial arts about the same time, so he grows up balanced.
Little baby guns. Now that’s funny. Your wife would allow that, marvin? Gun chew toys, gun rattles, gun mobile above the crib twirling around and playing some kind of gun music (like Patton’s theme), gun emblems on clothing, Hummer stroller, etc… Hehe.
Baysil …. I know you play WOW. I know your character is a female huntress. You cross dress you. Better get your tranny looked at.
#2 Cptnmonori, we certainly don’t want any more sissies in Colorado. It has already become kommiefornistan light Sissies are not allowed in Wyoming, unless thay are wearing a target. Therer is just no better sound than a hippies head a poppin.
I think we should take all of the video games away from the children, and give them BB guns, bows and arrows, and sling shots like we used to play with. It was cool to play cowboys and indians, but only if you were the cowboy. Now a days they play sponge bob and other gay games. Their parents must be so proud. “Look Mr. and Mrs. reid, isn’t that cute, you’ve raised a leftist. Isn’t he just a sissy?”
I have already bought my son a toy B-2 bomber, and I am stocking up on GI-Joes. Sadly, my wife won’t let me put up the gun mobile. The little 1911s were so cute, and everything.
#2, cptnmoroni,
Good idea, but I’m not so sure about ESPN considering that they employed Keith Olbermann for some time.
I recall a Stooges episode where a crying baby was annoying Moe. The kid soon went quiet because Curly had given him a “pacifier”. When Moe looked into the crib, the baby was sucking on the end of a large revolver.
The kid probably grew up and founded JPFO or GOA.
I found old cartoons on video for my sons, gunplay, boards being broken over heads , pianos falling on heads. A lot of good clean violence. Marvin —4 months sounds a bit young, but — my 3 1/2 year old can put a BB on target from 30 feet.
I like “Bejeweled 2”, t’is located with “On War”, “The Art of War”, “iTanks”, “iHunt”, “Penguin Lite”, “SeaBattle”, and “Wikipedia”. On my iPod touch.
Cheers
That is why I require my children to play the Force Unleashed several hours a day. Nothing is tougher that the Dark Side of the Force.
You guys are going about this all wrong. Video games do absolutely nothing to toughen children up. My oldest son was one of those who sat around playing violent video games, and it did nothing.
I was walking in down town Boise, when some hippie came up asked me to sign a pettion for Ralph Nader… Or hemp… Solar power… Butterflies, or what ever people with out jobs do with their time. So I cold cocked the hippie in his stupid monkey face. I then turned to my son and said “Here son, Kick him in the kidney while he’s down. It’s good for the country.” My son with a look of horror replied, “What is wrong with you!! We need to get him to a hospital, or at least a dentist. You knocked his front teeth out.” I was so discusted I couldent even muster enough striengh to punch my son. Not only did he not want to punch the hippie he wanted to help the hippie waste my tax dollars. (I’m sure the hippie didn’t have insurance.)
SOOO. The next morning, I called the local Army recruter. With in two weeks they sent my son off to Ft. Benning (Did you know they will take your kids at 17?? All you have to do is sign a waiver. Cool Huh!) After some baisic trainning and a couple tours in Iraq, Afganistan, any other county that’s ticking us off (coughIRANcough), my son can poudly return home. He can tell me stories about punching hippies the world over.
Thank You, Governator.
It IS pointless for them to play violent video games in the valuable time
they should be spending watching
“Commando”, “Predator”, and “Terminator 1,2,&3”.
When your term ends, you can lead the Kah-li-fornia Chapter of
Keep
Our
Own
Kids
Safe.
When the boy was born, I was not going to allow toy guns (first rule of gun safety: guns are not toys, right?), but I was surprised to find, his finger is a gun. The neighbor’s barbie is a gun. Sticks are guns. Forks are guns. So are spoons. So are knives. So is the salt shaker. So are bananas. Mashed potatoes make good pretend napalm. I can’t be a liberal, I don’t have the stamina.
I used to hang with twin girls (cute, w/ big pom poms) whose mother was a psychologist. No toy guns, no violent cartoons/movies, no Cowboys & Indians for him…only educational games & toys. I thought he was doomed to be a fat little wussy. Then one afternoon at their house, his mother handed him a peanut butter sandwich…which he then patiently and carefully bit into the shape of a handgun. He lifted the plate, squinted down his peanut butter gun, aimed it at his mother, and said “bang!” True story.
I knew then that the kid had some potential, even under extreme and adverse operant conditioning. I’ll be he owns 9 handguns, 6 shotguns, and an AR-15 today. Gawd, I love this country!!
My boys have plenty of “weapons” to play with. Like Carolynp said….if you don’t give them a toy gun they will find something to “be” a gun. They wrestle with their friends as part of their male bonding (I don’t try to understand it) they have light saber battles, shoot each other, play good buy/bad guy.
But I would never say my kids are violent.
There’s a HUGE difference between playing with “weapons” and being violent. I don’t believe they are even close to the same thing. You might use a weapon to feed your family…..being violent would involve acts like, oh, beheading your wife. The two aren’t even close.
The best way of de-wussifying boys? Get rid of all the hippie teachers, and replace them with retired Marine drill instructors. Just think…within 10 years of the inception of this plan, this will totally eliminate hippies, wussies, kids wearing their pants below their butts, disrespectful teens and new democrat voters in general. This has many benefits beyond…the first day of college…the first time any “professor” starts spewing communist/anti-American rhetoric, the entire class would beat the living s**t out of the instructor!
Make no mistake about it ‘kidophobia’ is alive and well. I get plenty of dates, but as soon as I tell them I will not deal with their kids, they scream at me and call me bad names. Then Eric don’t get no more P*ssy from them. Not that it’s always a bad thing, but I think women should be more tolerant of men who don’t want OMC’s (Other Mens Childrem).
Indeed they should be Eric. It goes against the instinct we men have to spread our seed. We wanna grow our own brood, not the mistakes of some soft-headed, morally-loose hussy that is spawning with any guy that can afford to buy her a Cosmo. That just creates more Libtards anyway, because mommy doesn’t have the intelligence, morals, or practical skills needed to just keep her damned knees together.
Pfft. Games suck so much now it doesn’t even matter. You know what? Call of Duty 4 ain’t SH*T compared to how tough Super Mario Bros. used to be. Or Metroid. Or even Castle Wolfenstein.