I Hope He Fails

When Obama tries to evade capture by using black magic to turn himself into a goat, I hope he fails.

15 Comments

  1. Because if Obama turned into a goat, the Taliban would kidnap him and say “Hey, Americans! Have we… gotten your goat?!? LOL WUT??” and then we’d have to explain to them that it’s goad, not goat, and they might be so pissed that we ruined their pun that they’d probably just send him back.

  2. Peren says:
    if Obama turned into a goat, the Taliban would kidnap him

    Man, knowing how they love their goats, I don’t even want to think about what they’d do to Obama-goat.

    Actually, I do want to think about it…..HA, HA!

  3. No offense Frank, but I think we may all agree that we do, in fact, wish Obama would be successful in turning into a goat. Perhaps for no other reason than just to hear Chris Matthews talk about what a smart move it was for him to do so, and how this is only the 3rd or 4th time in his life that a goat made a tingly feeling go up his leg.

  4. I’m just confused by this. Do we want him to fail at using black magic, or, fail at turning into a goat?? The guy’s clearly not smart enough to understand black magic. But the goat thing… it might be an improvement. He could be tethered on the south lawn and eat White House trash.

  5. The genes aren’t compatible, you can’t change an ass into a goat. Besides that, who want’s “Joe the Biden” as POTUS? BTW- Who comes after Pelosi? How far DOWN the chain do we need to go to find someone competent?
    Never mind, I don’t think I want to know

  6. Actually, B. Hussein’s O uh, uh, has uh, already made uh, uh, plans to uh, INGEST uh, some pure COCAINE and fill his tum tum tummy to smuggle the dope into the uh white stuff house. He is rubbing his uh, hands in glee with antici pa pa nation. . .

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