I think they got the good news/bad news mixed up here. If scientists are just going to keep finding more monkeys in the Amazon, they need to stay out of it. We’re trying to develop advanced, cultured societies here, and monkey want nothing more than to destroy all that and eat our eyeballs. If one more monkey is discovered, I say that’s cause enough to burn all the Amazon rainforests down.
But Frank, if we don’t have monkeys, how will that simian in the white house know how to act when apolgizing to all of our enimies? And if scientists are busy scouring the Amazon for democrats, they are not available to perpetuate the global warming hoax.
Why worry about the Amazon when there’s thousands of them living in a tidal basin of the Potomac?
We don’t need no more stinking monkeys!
That’s not a monkey, its a rat-possum. Frank, I think this issue calls for a point/counterpoint.
we should hit any new monkeys found with a stick.
I could be wrong…but that picture reveals a small grenade pouch in the front, and a tiny AK-47 across its back. Looks like trouble to me…lets build another couple of dams and wipe them out.
First we ship all skwerls to the Amazon to live with the monkeys. THEN we burn it down.
I hate skwerls.
Hey…that’s a great idea!!! Let’s have a “Save The Rainforest Stimulus Omnibus Spending Bill 2009” to the tune of around $1 trillion!!! We could save all our friends the animals, save the rainforest and “stimulate” our economy all at the same time!!! I’m a freeking GEEEENIUS Ma Boy!!!!
I’d even be willing to throw some dough in to stuff MJ into a hole somewhere if all the pervs, creeps, criminals and deviants will shut their traps forever if we do!!!
nuke the monkeys!
Great idea, but I’m lazy. If we turn it into an environmental issue, the ecofreaks will do all the hard logging work for us. Since growing trees sequester way more carbon than mature trees, we just need to remind the hippies that mowing the rain forest and running the monkeys through the chipper will lead to new trees growing, the sea level dropping, and polar bears for everyone.
I say nuke the Polar Bears too.
Its not a new monkey, its rahms mother on a shopping trip.
You think too small. Don’t burn it, unless it’s for electricity. Use the wood to build huge condos and have tourist shoot the monkeys for sport.
Well I certainly hope these are not Pelosi and Obama’s combat amazon killer monkeys trained to oppose Dick cCney’s rocket-mounted dinoassasins !!
storm1911 the Pelosi/Obama Amazon killer Monkeys are just a myth
Since they found a ‘new’ mehnngkey,now we don’t have to build the monkey reproduction center in Puerto Rico! If these new monkeys cause any trouble,we can take them out by airdropping the mutant black russian squirrels in, as monkey assassins.
let air drop the mutant black russian squirrels on the White House and Congress
The Monkee Armada cannot be stopped! Monkees are the rightful inheritors of the Earth! Death to all hue-mans-VIVA LA MONKEE REVOLUTION!!!!
…and that monkey’s first words?
“Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty liberal!”
SOB, because even an Actual Monkey has the sense not to be a Liberal.
Just remember that when we use them to destroy our enemies, we are only to give them edged weapons. We do NOT want Monkeys with guns running around. And, by sending in Monkeys armed with Edged weapons in with large waves of them, toward our enemies who are armed with guns, we kill two birds with one stone. Most of them will be slaughtered, and the survivors will be so pissed they’ll go, pardon the pun, Ape Sh** and tear the enemy up.
Win/Win.