I know there’s no such thing as a free lunch. I guess that doesn’t apply to coffee. Frank, come down to to the “Cowboy Capitol of the World” they just opened a new coffee shop. I’m buying.
That’s a bad piece of advice, Frank. Think about it. Would you really take a free cup of coffee if:
-It has poison in it?
-Made by a monkey? …Who probably poisoned it, and you probably don’t want to know with what?
-If Ted Kennedy had….nah….too easy.
-Satan offered the cup to you, but, in accepting, you would be doomed. Like, to walk among the earth as a zombie for all eternity. Or have to vote Democrat. Or, both: become Nancy Pelosi.
-That Obama is offering it, meaning that you probably *did* pay for it, through your (and my) tax dollars.
And that’s just a quick few I came up with in a few minutes.
I don’t know about that….the coffee might be from Starbucks or another liberal hangout…I’m beginning to think those places lace their coffee with a healthy dose of Kool-Aid.
That’s good advice, Frank.
A Surgeon I knew said that was one of his rules for residency.
The others:
Never stand when you can sit,
never sit when you can lie down,
if someone puts food in front of you, eat it,
and don’t f%<k with the pancreas.
Hummmm! I can truthfully admit, I might turn down a free cup of coffee, depending on the circumstances and conditions under which it was offered, but I’d never turn down a free beer….never!.
I hate coffee.
TANSTAAFC
I know there’s no such thing as a free lunch. I guess that doesn’t apply to coffee. Frank, come down to to the “Cowboy Capitol of the World” they just opened a new coffee shop. I’m buying.
Thanks to politicians and lawyers, the actual meaning of the word “free” has become suspect.
You never had my grandmother’s coffee.
Hey, nothing in that admonition says anything about having to drink the stuff.
Dr. Mayhem Advice for Life: Never refuse a free brick of gold.
Unless in the background a kenyan is holding onto the sugar.
That’s a bad piece of advice, Frank. Think about it. Would you really take a free cup of coffee if:
-It has poison in it?
-Made by a monkey? …Who probably poisoned it, and you probably don’t want to know with what?
-If Ted Kennedy had….nah….too easy.
-Satan offered the cup to you, but, in accepting, you would be doomed. Like, to walk among the earth as a zombie for all eternity. Or have to vote Democrat. Or, both: become Nancy Pelosi.
-That Obama is offering it, meaning that you probably *did* pay for it, through your (and my) tax dollars.
And that’s just a quick few I came up with in a few minutes.
I don’t know about that….the coffee might be from Starbucks or another liberal hangout…I’m beginning to think those places lace their coffee with a healthy dose of Kool-Aid.
Hmmm. I think there is a deeper meaning to this. I don’t think Frank is really talking about coffee, but rather something else. Something profound.
Something like bikinis.
Coffee gives me headaches, so I don’t drink it anymore. But I must say, Segway McGillicutty is the funniest name I’ve ever heard.
coffee sucks! just the smell of it gives me a headache.
That’s good advice, Frank.
A Surgeon I knew said that was one of his rules for residency.
The others:
Never stand when you can sit,
never sit when you can lie down,
if someone puts food in front of you, eat it,
and don’t f%<k with the pancreas.
I figure I’ve had at least 40,000 cups of coffee in my lifetime. It’s a food group. Coffee!!
Hummmm! I can truthfully admit, I might turn down a free cup of coffee, depending on the circumstances and conditions under which it was offered, but I’d never turn down a free beer….never!.
Unless the coffe is offered from a monkey.
3 Places you should never acept coffee:
-Church
-Used Car lots
-Anyone who was a cook in the Military.
Anywhere else, go for it.
anywhere else?? clearly you’ve never tried the “coffee” on an airplane…