Don’t Tread on Me… Or What?

Rattlesnake are anti-treading.

Seen a lot of the old American slogan of “Don’t tread on me.” The only thing is that it’s kind of an incomplete statement. Why shouldn’t people tread on you? What happens then?

So, basically, the statement needs a second part. Here are some suggestions:

DON’T TREAD ON ME…

…or I’ll set you on fire and throw you off a building.

…or I’ll be like, “Hey! What’s with all the treading?”

…or you’ll make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.

…or it’s a musket to the junk.

…or I’ll pass harsh, anti-treading laws.

…or I’ll draw depictions of Muhammad.

…or I’ll tell Fred Thompson on you.

…or I’ll throw rocks at your house in the middle of the night.

…or I’ll shoot British people in red coats.

…or I’ll talk very loudly and you’ll become irrationally scared I might get violent.

…or I’ll get violent.

…or I’ll support a political opponent to you who is more adverse to treading.

22 Comments

  1. – Don’t thread on me ’cause I really don’t look very good in thread. Or plaid, either.
    – Don’t thread on me ’cause I got this 12 gauge shotgun I’m just itchin’ to try out.
    – Don’t thread on me unless you’ve got a nice Goodyear or Michelin tire to thread me with.
    – Don’t thread on me unless you kiss me first.
    – Don’t thread on me. I’m a land mine and I go BOOM!
    – Don’t thread on me or I’ll make you read Proud Infidel’s stupid posts over at IMAO. Trust me, you’ll really, really hate that.

  2. @ Formerly Skeptic guy: I think you left out #4.

    @ Infidel: the land mine bit is priceless.

    – Don’t tread on me because I’ll go at you with a pointy stick.
    – Don’t tread on me because I believe in disproportionate retaliation.
    – Don’t tread on me because it will compel us to elect Palin and Beck President and Vice President.
    – Don’t tread on me because you will seem even yet more stupid.

  3. -or ill say “bra, bra, not cool bra”
    -or i will teach my kids to point at you and yell “stranger stranger touched me stranger stranger!”
    -Or else we will elect another moderate republican who let you have your own way on every domestic issue while you demonize him as creating a police state.
    -I think the red states should start cutting off oil to the blue states. They hate oil so much lets not help clear their conscious.

    I will bet a lot of you republicans sure wish you had helped push during the Bush years to have power turned back over to the states! Not to mention that we had kept republicans on a shorter leash rather then always seeing Bush domestic spending as the lesser of two evils.

  4. Obviously, “Don’t tread on me, or I’ll coil up like a spring and launch myself to bite your face off.” It was a little long to print on a flag, but I believe that’s why the snake is on there.

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