Getting a new bumper sticker

Last week, Frank J. asked for help regarding voting for his Congressman. And that gave me the courage to ask for help. So here goes: I need a new bumper sticker.

Okay, I don’t actually have a sticker on the bumper of my car. I have one on the window. And it really needs to come down.

Here’s my current sticker. It’s left over from the 2008 election.

Now, yes, I know, it’s pretty lame to keep a bumper (or window) sticker up after the election. And I’m lame for still having it up.

But, I want to let people know this: I did not vote for Barack Obama.

Leaving the McCain sticker on was a way of saying that. But, it’s still lame to have an election sticker after the election. Particularly 540 days after the election.

So, I need to change my bumper sticker. And I want something that, at a glance, can be seen to convey what I want to convey. Nothing wordy.

I thought about the Republican logo…

… but I’m not a Republican. I’m not a member of any political party. And I don’t want to get any more letters or email from Michael Steele.

I don’t think I want that.

So, I need some ideas.

I want to communicate the following ideas in as few words as possible:

  • No, I didn’t vote for Barack Obama
  • Yes, you’re an idiot if you did

Suggestions?

72 Comments

  1. Sorry I haven’t been funny lately, Just very frustrated with the state of things.. here I will make up for it.

    – “this side down”
    – “this is my other car sorry I lied about it before”
    – “C’mon just the tip!”
    – “wait is this real or a game?”
    – “deport all martians”
    – “9/11 was a joke we just don’t understand Islamic humor”
    – “States Right! 50 laboratories of democracy not 1 empire”
    – “I prefer it in the trunk”
    – “forgive everyone after you give them a musket to the junk”
    – “stop what your doing its turning me on”
    – “Eco-friendly run solely on hamster slaves”
    – “Civil war-thunder-dome-Federalism your choice”
    – “Belong to 12 religions and have no deductible… go ahead I got nothing to lose”
    – “Warning nymphomaniac who gets turned on by cops onboard!”

  2. “Proud member of the angry mob,” has a certain ring to it.

    No discernible party affiliation, and any angry person who sees it will think you agree with him (or her) and will leave your car alone!

  3. Can’t help you, but I’ve always wanted to ADD a bumper sticker to those that sport “I’m not rich enough to vote Republican”…I would peel and stick one crosswise over that says “Keep voting Democrat and you’ll stay that way”.

  4. You can’t go wrong with these classics:

    – The 3 that made America Great: God, Guts and Guns
    – Don’t Blame Me, I Didn’t Vote for Him (This borrows from the liberals, possibly regarding Nixon.)

    OR

    – You Can Keep the Change
    – I Am Not a Racist
    – REPEAL!

  5. I suggest that if you’re a urban or immediate environ suburban…that you may want to wait on placing a target on your back …. things could potentially be getting dicey here in the immediate future with “social unrest.”

  6. -U Can Thank a Democrat for That
    -Duct tape Cant Fix This one B.O
    – “Chains” you can Believe In
    – Obama with a tea bag in his mouth
    – Obama Next to Chavez, Abamenijad (no clue how to spell that – Iran President) +Saudi
    President and the caption would read “Home Boys”
    -If your boat is sinking will B.O bail you out?

  7. My wife has this on her car. People smile and wave when they see it. Even had a police car chase us down just to get a picture. It is two bumper stickers, one on each side of the license plate. The first line is in large letters, the second line is in smaller letters. I have put “…” to show where it breaks from one bumper sticker to the other:

    OBAMA………………………………………SUCKS
    too much for just……………………one bumper sticker

  8. I’d watch the bumper sticker thing. A freind of mine recently witnessed a group of minority illegal-type youth (Before the Arizona law) walk past a car at a stop sign and start pounding on it and scratching the car and it’s Palin 2012 sticker.

    I like Nuke the Moon or “Show me the money? Show me the birth certificate!!!”

    I’d rather teaparty with an American than beer party with Obama.
    Kinf of long buit it works.

  9. I used to have “Sarah Palin for Vice President” and “Run Fred Run” but when they lost/caved they had to go. I would certainly never brag about voting FOR McCain.

    Currently I still have the old Glenn Beck sticker “HYDRO-carbon POWERED ECO-VEHICLE” and the NRA sticker, and I’ve recently found a “Don’t Tread on Me” since GG Liddy was hoping to see those everywhere after some guy got pulled over for having one.

  10. I don’t put stickers on my car because the only idiots putting stickers on their cars down here are libs. And those schmucks always put a bunch of ’em like “This Endless war” and “Impeach Bush” and “America Sucks Pond Scum” and “Obama 08” and other sordid liberal causes. Half the time you can’t tell what kind of car or even what color it is they have so many stickers on them!

    I do wear my McCain-Palin for President t-shirt regularly, though, just to make the point that I didn’t vote for the current, er, and I’m using the term loosely, “President.”

  11. According to my facebook profile, my political affiliations is “Gun Toting, Right Wing Conservative Nut Job”. It kind of tells everything you’re about, and would make a great bumpersticker. Also I ordered a custom “Support the troops” ribbon magnet for my car that said “Give War A Chance”. But if you don’t want to make your own, here is one I saw on a lot of cars, In Monterey California of all places.

    http://www.zazzle.com/obama_one_big_ass_mistake_america_bumper_sticker-128443436969982260

  12. Personally, I still have my “Fred ’08” sticker on the bumper but I also have a “My Son is an Honor Roll Student at GB Middle School”. He graduated from college two years ago. I think I’m just too lazy to take them off.

    I wouldn’t replace that sticker on yours, I’d scrap the car.

  13. Not a Socialist? SOL

    Did your wealth get redistributed? SOL

    Thought criminal? SOL

    Granny get arrested? SOL

    Teabagged? SOL

    Insurance rates go up? SOL

    Death panels a reality? SOL

    Health Care rationed? SOL

    Higher taxes? SOL

    Negotiating with terrorists? SOL

    Bowing to foreign dictators? SOL

    Lost Your Liberties? SOL

    You get the idea. All “SOLs” with O-stikas of course.

  14. Hmm… there are lots of funny designs using the “O” logo (such as the aforementioned “LOL” design) but honestly, I just do not want that man or his name or his logo on a sticker on my car. I’d rather have a sticker about what I’m for than against. Palin 2012 would be good, but I think I’ll wait until she actually declares. “Nuke the moon” seems like a good idea. I also like “give war a chance”.

  15. Only sticker I have is a small decal of the ribbon of the Vietnam Service Medal. No words, no labels. Probably the only people who know what it is are those who also earned the right to wear it. When others ask me what it is, I just tell them it’s a souvenir of a tour when I was younger.

    Kind of ironic that I spent a couple of years trying to protect the people of Southeast Asia from having their governments taken over by communists. Didn’t work out in Vietnam, Laos or Cambodia, but I’ve had a lot of practice, and this time I get to be the guerrilla.

  16. Mine is from Patriot Depot and reads, “2013 – GONE” with the Obama “O” in the word gone. Me likey!

    Believe it or not my neighbor didn’t know what it meant (thought it had something to do with the end of the world). Oddly enough it will definitely feel like it if he isn’t gone by then.

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