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New $100 unveiled. How can you spot a counterfeit? Considering the economic climate, anyone claiming to have one is probably lying.

The redesigning of our money will be done when the center image is replaced with a guy with a big white mustache and a top hat.

Just remember to collect two of the new hundred dollar bills when you pass Go.

The left has to stop their rhetoric about the right becoming unhinged before it leads to violence. Well, more violence.

Honestly, an MSNBC anchor probably shouldn’t be pointing out how the channel’s biggest draw is unhinged. Business, yo.

Now that I’ve said my statement preceded by “Honestly”, I’m going back to being dishonest.

I have a new goal in life: Grow the world’s largest cherry tomato.

13 Comments

  1. I hear the new twenty dollar bills are going to be issued in a roll…like toilet paper.

    The next iteration of the $100 bill will have a blank line next to the number so that you can add zeros to keep up with the run-away inflation we’re headed towards.

    Today is Earth Day and I am going to celebrate by looking for any liberal that’s driving a vehicle, using electricity in any capacity, using any object containing plastic, using more than one square of toilet paper, and (thanks to EPA guidelines) expelling carbon dioxide and punch them in their monkey faces for disrespecting Ghia!

  2. Let’s see…

    They unveiled the new 100$ Benjamins thus tipping their hand to the counterfeiters, but they won’t release any till Feb 2011.

    Even after that they say they will honor the old ones.

    If they continue to honor the old ones, then the anti-counterfeiting benefit is nil.

    Plus they gave a more than adequate head start to the counterfeiters.

    Plus the cost of printing the new ones goes up substantially.

    But it gets better:

    The Norks are nevertheless dumping their inventory of supernotes. US Dollars have dropped in value in nearby China to as low as 20% of the previous value.

    This is in China where the falling dollar is already a huge worry.

    With the dumping, of supernotes, it causes inflation that Obama can’t even spend!

    The Norks get the immediate benefit and Obama only gets inflation, and in China where it really matters!

    Hahahahahahha!

  3. Just remember to collect two of the new hundred dollar bills when you pass Go.

    It’ll be for naught if you land on “Income Tax.” Obama has raised the rate from 10% to 80%. And the “Luxury Tax” now requires a player to give up all his earning assets.

    The left has to stop their rhetoric about the right becoming unhinged before it leads to violence. Well, more violence.

    I always have been, and remain, fully hinged.

    Now that I’ve said my statement preceded by “Honestly”, I’m going back to being dishonest.

    I don’t believe you. No lie! I mean, for real!

  4. Scince the new hundreds do no work,are silly looking, and useless weshopuld call it the biden and put the vice-president’s pictue on it. It will be a big effin deal.

    Formerhostage: Celebrate Earth Day— face punch a hippie!!!

    My world’s tallest midget will eat your world’s largest cherry tomato.

  5. -What is it with liberals and trying to recreate the adult world into the world of high school? A place where the government ran everything, many layers of people in charge, everyone broken up into insular identity groups. I thought leaving that crap-hole was one of the few perks of getting older.

  6. “Now that I’ve said my statement preceded by “Honestly”, I’m going back to being dishonest.”

    Kind of like when someone says “Let me be clear…” it’s usually followed by lies.

  7. So there really are hundred dollar bills? As a typical middleclass taxpayer I have to admit I’ve never actually seen a hundred dollar bill. Oh I’ve heard of them, but I always thought they were just an urban myth like Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny, or honest politicians, or lawyers with a conscience. Now you say they actually exist…wow I’m impressed.

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