In recognition of the 65th Anniversary of Hitler’s “supposed” death…
After careful research into the claims of many leftists that President George W. Bush is, in fact, a carbon copy of infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler, we here at IMAO were more than a bit disturbed by the many eerie similarities we were able to uncover between the two world leaders.
Seeing as how George W. Bush was born into the world on July 6, 1946, a little over a year after the death of Adolf Hitler on April 30, 1945, we must agree it is quite possible that he is, in fact, the very reincarnation of history’s greatest monster!
Consider the evidence:
HITLER…
Was a white male.
BUSH…
Is a white male.
HITLER…
Formed an alliance with Italy, Japan, Hungary, Romania and Bulgaria.
BUSH…
Ditto.
HITLER…
Considered the French adversarial and obnoxious.
BUSH…
Same here.
HITLER…
Had an aversion to the Poles.
BUSH…
Had an aversion to the polls.
HITLER…
One of history’s most infamous bachelors.
BUSH…
Earned a bachelor’s degree in history.
HITLER…
Had a funny little trademark mustache.
BUSH…
Has often sported a funny little “milk mustache”.
HITLER…
Known as Der Führer amongst the Germans.
BUSH…
Known to cause a furor amongst liberals.
HITLER…
Had a FEMALE companion named Eva Braun. (“Braun” is German for “Brown”.)
BUSH…
Had a FEMA Director named Michael “Brown”.
HITLER…
His failure to learn from Napoleon’s ill-fated Russian campaign cost Germany dearly in World War II.
BUSH…
His failure to return Napoleon Dynamite to Blockbuster Video on time cost him dearly in additional rental fees.
HITLER…
Once portrayed in a play within a movie by a character called L.S.D., who was played by actor Dick Shawn.
BUSH…
Once offered LSD while attending a play in college by two guys named Dick and Shawn.
HITLER…
Became infamous for the “Night of the Long Knives”.
BUSH…
Became infamous for the “Night of the Long Island Iced Teas”.
HITLER…
Sent millions to live and die in slavery and terrible squalor in concentration camps.
BUSH…
Played a game of concentration while at summer camp.
HITLER…
Unsuccessful in his attempts to conquer the English.
BUSH…
Unsuccessful in his attempts to conquer the English language.
HITLER…
Created the notorious SS and Gestapo.
BUSH…
Once filled up his Monte Carlo SS at a Gas Stop in Ohio.
HITLER…
During his reign of madness, he was responsible for the deaths of untold millions of innocent people.
BUSH…
During drinking binges in his youth, he was responsible for the deaths of untold millions of brain cells.
HITLER…
Hated the Jews.
BUSH…
Not all that fond of Barbra Streisand.
Coincidence? Perhaps, but perhaps not. In the end, you must decide for yourself…
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Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!
[Originally posted on 3/15/06 at The Right Place.]
I dunno, I thought I saw a few sparks there when Bush kissed Streisand on the cheek. “That’s right, Babs, I’m the real terrorist…the terrorist who hijacked your heart!”
If Hitler were still alive at the end of the war, he’d probably have had to change his appearance, perhaps to that of a black man, then disappear to a remote area, such as Kenya. Then he’d have to lay low and wait until liberals were eventually clamoring for a rebirth of his type of politics, like in the 2008 US presidential election.
Speaking Truth to Power ?? Attica!! Attica!!!! (What are the chances this will make the msnbc lineup tonight?)
Very very funny.Aand stolen from democrat underground, where they believe this all to be true.
Hitler’s associates exterminated Jews!
Bush’s brother turned oranges into juice!
WOW! I know I’m convinced. It’s this kind of of in-depth, investigative reporting that makes IMAO what it is. Whatever it is.
So where’s my Top Ten Democrat Slogans T-shirt, damn it!? If it doesn’t get here soon I’m gonna make up, er, I mean, do a jounalistic in depth report how IMAO is just like a pack of San Francisco city employees boycotting Arizona. That’ll show ‘ya!
IMAO is just a sate of mind, Proud Infidel.
Of course you’re right, Marko. What it says about the state of my mind is another story. No, I don’t blame my state of mind on IMAO, I was already crazy long before I got here. Which I guess that’s why I like this place.
I KNEW IT!!!
The only reason all you people are hatin’ on Hitler the way you do is because Churchill trashed him so bad in history books. If things had gone just a little bit different, Hitler would be recognized as the father of the European Union and his picture would be on all the Euros. (much like Washington is on US currency)
One more bit of proof: Hitler and Bush have never appeared in a photograph together.
Burt,
“If things had gone just a little bit different”? Like, he hadn’t killed a few million Jews? That kind of different?
So, where will you be appearing on MSNBC,
Matthews, Maddow, or Olby?
Hmmmmm…..troubling
One always must consider the source.
Bush can’t be Hitler. Hell, Hitler isn’t even Hitler – he’s Schickelgruber.
Mr. Right, you have never been more Right (or funny) !
History’s greatest monster! What the f**k’s up with that!! How come Hitler gets top billing? What about me? Didn’t I send millions to their deaths too? Didn’t I terrorize countless millions more in the process of bringing communism to the world? At the very least I demand equal billing!!…..Joseph Stalin, shoveling coal right next to Mao, Hell..
If I may paraphrase from Twitter:
Remember all those illegal immigrants that kept sneaking into N.A.Z.I. Germany!
Bush is white, Hitler was white, that’s all the proof you need.
So the KGB guy dug Hitlers body up and cremated him. then they spread his ashes in a river but won’t say where… any chance it was a river in texas???
Hitler comparaisons are just to vague regular people miss most of the subtext. I think we should start describing them in Disney terms you know as Animals.
Clinton= hyper aggresssive-garbage eating Badger
Obama= patient calculating Snake
Bush= clumsy but fiercly territorial Dog
Move-on/Kos= hyenas
NRO=Elephants
IMAO=Bruce Lee-Octopus hybrid
Bravo, shiggz.