I have an idea to get liberals to find out what wrong with socialism!
There are two main principles to liberals: They like the government controlling everything, and they think anything conservative are for is racist and evil.
So here’s how we use that against them: Next time the liberals propose some new socialist solution, all conservatives should be like, “Yeah, that’s a good idea; let’s do that.”
That will freak them out!
If all conservatives are for it, then liberals will be sure something is wrong is evil about it. They’ll frantically try to research what’s wrong with socialism so they can once again yell at us for our evil beliefs. Of course, when they come at us with what’s wrong with socialism, we’ll be like, “Exactly!”
Then the liberals we’ll be stunned and not sure what to do. Then we punch them in their dumb monkey faces!
Eh, I guess this plan doesn’t really get us anywhere we couldn’t get to by just punching liberals in the face in the first place.
“Eh, I guess this plan doesn’t really get us anywhere we couldn’t get to by just punching liberals in the face in the first place.”
Exactly. As soon as they propose anything, which we know whatever it is it’s evil and bad for the Nation anyway, we just rear back and punch their monkey faces. In fact, why wait until they propose anything?
Arizona is so awesome they will probably enact a “Punch A Liberal’s Ugly Monkey Face On Sight” law next. If you thought the immagration laws made their heads explode…
This is what happens when you think too much, Frank! Usually you come up with communism! Thankfully, your superior religion provided you with the foundation to keep to basics, but stay vigilant against too much thought!
When you argue with an idiot it quickly becomes tough to tell which one’s the idiot. Better to just punch idiots in their monkey faces.
Just tell them their stupid libral idea came from Rush limbaugh or Glen Beck. They’ll run screaming from it.
Or better yet, just punch them in theitr stupid monkey face.
Punch them in their stupid monkey faces, then tell them that their idea was thought of first by Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck or G.W. Bush.
Then punch them in their stupid monkey faces again, just cause it is fun.
You’re not getting a lot of love here, Frank, except for the punching monkey faces part. Actually, there is a side benefit of your plan. The lamestream media only knows what to oppose by watching what the conservatives support. Imagine the tortured souls in the media when they can’t criticize conservatives without criticizing liberals at the same time. Oh, I forgot, they’ll revert to lying.
Sometimes more isn’t better Linus, it’s just more.
A punch in the nose is often an effective prophylactic. Good plan.
Wasting energy punching idiots is equivalent to being an idiot.
I refrain from punching liberals in their dumb monkey faces because I can’t stand the crying and whimpering that follows. I prefer the lash. The tongue lash. And with me Irish tongue, the bastards (or bitches) don’t stand a chance.
But it’s good to see you came to your senses in your last sentence, Frank. I won’t have to lash you.
Well Frank, I for one think you may be on to something here. For example, the Obama administration recently approved the construction of wind turbines along the east coast. One of the places approved for construction is within view of the Kennedy Compound near Hyannis in Nantucket Sound. Saint Ted and his wealthy liberal neighbors were/are dead set against this happening. After all, wind turbines may be a good idea if they are built in the neighborhoods of the common peasantry….but certainly not if built near the wealthy neighborhoods of the better classes. So…as a conservative I’m 100% behind the plan to build wind turbines off of Martha’s Vineyard in Nantucket Sound and I think all conservatives should back this plan. I like to quote Secretary Salazar to all the liberals and tree huggers I know…. “Our overdependence on fossil fuels has created a problem we have in this country which has endangered our national security and at the same time has created the challenge we have with responding to the warming of the planet.” Right on Mr. Secretary….right on.
Agreed, seanmahair!
I heard they’re going to paint the wind turbines off Nantucket ‘off-white’ to make them less noticeable.
Let’s see… a forest of 150 foot tall, rapidly spinning blades, painted to be unnoticeable, off the shore of one of the busiest sections of the coast for private boats and planes.
Yeah, that won’t be a problem.
zzyzx writes:
1. “…the Obama administration recently approved the construction of wind turbines along the east coast.”
2. “…created the challenge we have with responding to the warming of the planet.”
So, it must mean: The Obama administration recently approved the construction of wind turbines responding to the warming of the planet.
I believe it just might work!