So what happened last night? I don’t know; it all caught me by surprise since I didn’t know there was supposed to be elections last night. But stuff happened and it seems to be important. So let’s go over them.
ELECTION RESULTS:
* PA Democrat Primary for Senate: Arlen Specter tried switching parties knowing Republicans hate him, but ends up the Democrats didn’t like him either and nominated a Sleestak over him. Specter’s political career is now over, so he’ll go back to teaching Scottish law. Crist can consider this a preview of what’s going to happen to him, except not as orange.
* PA-12 Special Election: This was a special election to fill the seat Murtha left when he went all dead and what not. Republicans were hoping to pick up this seat and prove doom to the Democrats in November, but they didn’t and now Republicans are huge failures and no one thinks they’ll win anything in November. Then again, Murtha said that his district was full of dumb racist — apparently so racist and so dumb that they’ll vote for someone who calls them dumb racist as long as he keeps bringing other people’s money to the district. So I spit on them. Peh.
* Kentucky Republican Primary for Senate: RAND PAUL! RAND PAUL! RAND PAUL! Yes, Ron Paul’s son — whose name just screams more crazy — is going to be the Republican candidate for Senate in Kentucky. He’ll probably win too, unless the Jews can somehow stop him. Rand Paul is supposed to be less crazy than his father, but I still recommend that if someone identifies himself as an enthusiastic Rand Paul supporter that you back away slowly while avoid eye contact.
* Other Elections: I don’t remember what the other elections were and am too lazy to google them.
So what’s it all mean? Well, Republicans didn’t do very well — especially in Democrat primaries, so tone down your enthusiasm and expect resistance to the Democrats to fizzle and die in November. That may be upsetting, but the Obama administration will soon require us to install chips in our brains that will fix that, so no big problem. And one day I’ll fix things when I run on my “dinosaurs with rocket launchers” platform.
About PA-12.
When you read someone calling that election a bellwether, laugh at that someone. Then punch it (since it’s probably a monkey) in the face. The district is horribly gerrymandered to support Democrats, Murtha owned the place, and yet, Critz ran as pro-gun and pro-life. He also said he would have voted against ObamaCare.
I’m just sayin’.
Exactly!!
So the Dems had a choice between a guy name Sleestak and a guy who actually is a stack of sleeze? They couldn’t miss getting someone to faithfully represent their party.
“Rand Paul is supposed to be less crazy than his father, but I still recommend that if someone identifies himself as an enthusiastic Rand Paul supporter that you back away slowly while avoid eye contact.”
—- Coming from the person who admitted to not even knowing about the election races, nor, probably even knowing the candidates running. Why on earth would anyone take your ‘recommendation’ about anything political? You obviously have no knowledge and don’t know anything about the current state of affairs.
Don’t be such a putz
WHEN ADM MIKE MULLEN MADE CNO THE VERY FIRST THING HE DID WAS FIRE JOE SESTAK:
Yep. All caps. Means I’m yelling and No, I never get tired cutting and pasting the above sleeeztak trivia.
“dinosaurs with rocket launchers” platform.
Yeah, it’s time to go mainstream with that plan while we still have the technology.
Pand Raul !!!!! Pand Raul !!11!! Pand Raul 11!1!!1!
I’m series!!1!!11
Oh, and Rand Paul got less votes than either of the dems in same primary. doh !!!
When you have dinosaurs with rocket launchers you really don’t need elections…instead, as a prominent democrat recently bragged, you just “make up the rules as you go along”.
IMHO,
Your opinion is obviously not in any way, shape, or form “humble”. Please fix this problem.
IMHO takes IMAO seriously. That’s so cute!
Wasn’t Sleestak the name of those monsters (artfully created by tossing a green blanket over a person) in Land of the Lost?
Uh oh, Cat and Marko agree on something. Friend of my enemy or some such.
@Burmashave
that explains all these clouds around my neck. Cat and marko agreed, must be why the sky fell.
Is it so surprising that two mature adults can be disagreeable without disagreeing?
Or that MarkoMancuso and I can also?
I’m with Glenn. As long as we the people can’t govern our own actions, actually governing the country is going to be problematic. After all if you don’t know what service, loyalty, integrity and honor actually mean, if you don’t know what it looks like enough to use it in your own life, how, by all that’s holy can you recognize it in someone else, especially a politician?
Don’t mind me, I’m not very impressed by human beings today, especially those in Washington……….wait a minute, are there any human beings in Washington anymore? Sorry, my bad.