Here are ten tips to becoming a famous blogger. That sounds like a lot of tips to follow to become a famous blogger. Who has that amount of time?
I, on the other hand, have a two step solution:
FRANK J.’S TIPS TO BECOMING A FAMOUS BLOGGER
STEP 1: Start a blog.
STEP 2: Go on a multi-state killing spree.
And — BOOM! — you’re a famous blogger.
But maybe you’re morally opposed to a multi-state killing spree. Well, STEP 2 can be lots of things like curing cancer, saving the president from terrorists, or claiming your child is stuck in a runaway balloon.
So, pretty simple, huh? Go out there and be a famous blogger!
I thought it was:
Step 1 – Create a blog
Step 2 – ??????
Step 3 – Profit!
Step 1 – Create a blog
Step 2 – ???????????
Step 3 – RON PAUL
Step 4 – ???????????
Step 5 – Get drunk and play curling
Step 6 – Profit!!
You can’t argue with “Dave Lucas'” ten tips. Actually, you could just throw them out altogether. From the list, you’ll note, or not note, that “Write!” comes in at #5. This comes behind such important tips as “Selecting a Unique Hat” and “Giving your Blog a Unique Name.” Dave Lucas obviously spent lots of time working on his unique blog name of “Dave-Lucas.” Further down the list is “Be Smart!” I’ve seen “famous blogs.” Smart! has nothing to do with them.
But then again, Dave-Lucas may be onto something. Mebbe I don’t have a famous blog because I don’t have a good hat, I don’t write, and a cannot be smart unless told to be so.
1. Get revenge for your husband’s death by killing the doctors who killed him.
2. Wait in Huntsville for the death sentence, if you are taken alive.
3. Create a blog.
4. Use that blog to crucify the medical community.
Yes Frank J, interesting idea.
I must say, you trumped me! Great job! LOL!
By the way I use Dave-Lucas because somewhere back in 2004, some nut with my name started a blog and never posted on it. Blogspot’s policy is NOT to release the name because “someone might come back looking for it someday.” (Of course they had no problem delecting one of my other blogs that was “active” – but that’s another story!)
Since I’ve never started a famous blog, or an un-famous one for that matter, I have no idea if your 2 step process works or not. I just figure if I threathen to start a blog, enough people will send me money not to make it worth my while.
I’m gonna start a blog about my belly button lint. I think $ 1,000.00 each should do nicely. Make all checks payable to me.
Get involved in politics.
Got a match, gov’nor?
I might know another way.
Start a humor blog (make it very darn funny).
Start a blogwar with a bigger blogger. You could, say, make up dirty misconceptions…no, filthy lies about said bigger blogger.
Then that sweet, sweet blog money starts rolling in.
And if you’re really good, you can have a T-shirt babe contest and marry the winner!
Nah.
That’d never work.
The way to get whatever you want in the US is to have someone fly planes into buildings and kill lots of innocent people in your name…then, you will be worshiped by the US administration, and your every desire will be attended to.
1. Create blog.
2. Run ads with hot t-shirt babe.
3. Marry hot t-shirt babe.
4. Success !!!
1. create mediocre blog
2. Attract great commenters
3. Post pictures of great t-shirt babe
4. make fun of ron paul
5. Famous!!
@plenty lol
1)Create blog.
2)Blend puppies.
3)??????????????
4) Insta-Profit!
Ha!! Every Alaskan knows the secret of running a successful blog! It’s the same as the secret to having success at fishing….you’ve got to hold your mouth right! Don’t hold your mouth right and you’ll never catch a fish….or have a successful blog. Just ask any Alaskan and they’ll tell you the same thing.
Apparently you can also slap your granddaughter in the mouth for flinging the F word around willy-nilly and become famous. Good thing it wasn’t my granddaughter, she’d have been out the door, on her foul butt on the drive way. Oh and since when is slapping someone in the mouth considered assault and battery, especially from a 73 year old woman? This “child” has a stunning future in porn, prostitution or politics ahead of her. Police in this podunk burg must have very little to do.
Hey Barney, make sure you’ve got your bullet.
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Hah! I wonder how many bloggers and commenter will understand the puppy blending reference, Terry_Jim. Don’t forget the hobos!
We could also go with the Excitable Andy or Unhinged Chucky methods
1 .Start a good blog
2. go bat s**t insane, piss everyone off
3. Become so famous people avoid your blogs like the Black Death
Step 0: want to be a famous blogger.
Don’t think you need any more steps than that.