The Democrats are talking about introducing “immigration reform”, but the thing is that immigration is just fine and doesn’t need handling. It’s people illegally sneaking in the country that we need handled. Yet usually “immigration reform” means “cool prizes you get for having illegally sneaked into the U.S.”, and when people find out we periodically award prizes for sneaking into the country illegally and we still haven’t secured our border, well that’s just trouble. In fact, it makes you think that anyone who propose “immigration reform” while the border isn’t secure hates America and all it’s citizens. And why would people hate us? What have we done other than be awesome all the time?
So how do we secure the border? I was thinking we need to just go in Mexico and have some sort of educational program on what a border is because maybe they don’t know what a border is, but it ends up they do as they’re very brutal in enforcing their southern border. So, maybe we could be more like Mexico, but then if we were more like Mexico, everybody would be sneaking into Canada.
So what do we do? I always thought the most humane way to enforce our border would be a wall of fire. A wall of fire is highly visible, so no one could claim they didn’t see the border. You can’t climb a wall of fire, because flames are a plasma and don’t support people’s weight. Also, it would just be cool looking.
So I say we get a wall of fire all along our southern border (and northern too because I don’t trust Canada; they’re like pod people Americans) and put up signs that say, “VERY HOT! DO NOT TOUCH BORDER!” And then we can talk to the Democrats about “immigration reform.”
Whoops! We left the Democrats on the wrong side of the border when we unveiled it! I guess they’re stuck. Well, good news for immigrants: New slots have opened!
Remember, Immigration Reform, when proposed by Democrats, means “amnesty for all illegal aliens along with instant citizenship so they vote for Democrats and prevent the angry mobs clinging to their guns and religion from voting them out.”
“So, maybe we could be more like Mexico, but then if we were more like Mexico, everybody would be sneaking into Canada.”
Canada is way ahead of this in this area. That’s why they developed Avril Lavigne. Who would want to sneak into a country where you would be subjected to Avril Lavigne? No one, exactly.
Proud Infidel nails it. On the libbie blogs (it’s always a good thing to keep track of the bad guys) they calling the AZ law voter suppression. Huh? I thought illegals couldn’t vote. My bad.
If you move dirt on your property without (liberal) govt. permission, you go to jail. If you write Y instead of Yes on a firearms purchase form you get a midnight raid. You can not fly unless you agree to get intimate with the TSA. You can’t see your own congresscritter without a background check and screening. But a non-citizen can cross the border with no paperwork or clearance and is showered with free healthcare, housing, and food as well as labeeld noble and brave by the liberals. They wonder whjy we are angry.
The perfect way to stop illegal insurgency other than snipers at the border: For every lazy good for nuthin ferner they send us, we send them a democrat. Pretty soon their feces aperature country will be overrun with democrats, they will seal all their people in to prevent the disease from spreading.
Storm1911, you are so correct. I heard pretty much the same “vote suppression” thing from my wife’s liberal co-worker this weekend. These libs have so much contempt for our Nation they don’t even bother hiding their true motivations anymore. She had a hard time understanding why I don’t want illegal aliens voting in the US. I kid you not.
I’m still amazed my head didn’t explode. I just had to say “never mind” and change the subject when she said that, because I was very close to saying something that would have gotten me thrown out of their house. Which wouldn’t have been such a bad thing, but for the sake of my wife and peace in my home I kept my mouth shut.
Fire Good! Couldn’t we kill two stones with one bird by drilling for oil and letting it spill into the Rio Grande? One lit match and Bob’s your uncle, or some such.
I have a friend who is seeking legal immigration. She is a foreign national who is sincerely married to a good friend (US citizen) of mine. They have had no end of Kafka-esque trouble with ICE. Periodically (this has been going on for years), I annoy my friend by telling him that he should have either sneaked her across the border, or claimed that she’s a Saudi national (Saudis always get the fast track). He knows it’s true.
Proud Infidel, you are 100% correct. Ten million new, loyal to the Democrats, non-tax paying, welfare collecting, and most importantly voting people would go a long way in counteracting millions of pissed-off middle class taxpayers who are ready to kick the bums out.
Keep all your doors and windows locked. The government has the illegals conditioned to the fact that all they have to do is get across the border and they immediately get all the rights and privileges of American citizens. Sooner or later they’ll try the idea that if they can get inside your house, they become a member of your family.
usually “immigration reform” means “cool prizes you get for having illegally sneaked into the U.S.”
So true.
We have ignored the communist inflitration and propoganda efforts for decades why cant we ignore this infiltration? It should turn out just as well. Better yet once we get enough of them they will end up killing the communists for us! (since we obviously dont have the stomach)
I say first good red states pass super aggressive laws about immigration then build up their state militias. Then we start advertising all over South America all the goodies in blue states! It may or may not work, but, our current plan definetly wont.
The Wall of fire would serve two really excellent purposes: Keep the illegals out, and the carbon footprint would be so much beyond awesome, every libtard’s head would explode.
What’s the big deal? Round up all the illegals and dump them on the southern border….of MEXICO and tell them to head north. What’s that? They shoot people who sneak into Mexico? Wow, for such a backwards country, they at least know how to handle that problem.
I bet if every criminal in Canada was coming here, the bumper sticker crowd would have a much different outlook…since Mexican is now a “race”…why don’t they call Canadian a “race”? I get it, they only accuse other people of hating people they hate too but claim not to, makes perfect sense. It’s odd how people who scream raaaaaaaaaaaacist the loudest always seem to be the ones who stay as far away from …those people…as possible.
Any “American” who can’t understand why it’s bad to have criminal invaders voting for their kids f’ing future can get dropped off on the southern Mexico border too, if they actually survive, they might finally get it.
Wait, I suggested this exact same thing when I posted on the last article, only I had an idea where we would get the fuel for the fire. No, wait I didn’t. I almost did, but went with an oil slick instead. My idea was to use the fuel from the oil spill in the gulf, but didn’t have the fortitude to push ahead. I guess that is why I am not selling T-shirts.
Personally, I beileve that our Federal Government should have established the wall on the border like they have promised for years on end, but what promises have they kept now days.