Here, once again, is a horrible pun, and I will warn you not to read it. Like the title says, it is horrible. You won’t find it funny. In fact, it will make you angry. You may in fact hate it so much you’ll never find me funny again. You may never find anything funny again. Humor may be ruined forever, and you will lose faith in all humanity. If you read it, you should probably go on a suicide watch.
So just leave this site now, and if you don’t, I warned you.
Q. What do you call a poor person who likes spicy food?
A. A jalapeño pauper.
Wow. That was rough. But still a more enjoyable read than anything I’ve ever seen by liberal media, so I still love IMAO.
After getting a letter from the IRS today, I can’t say it was that bad.
You’re a tool, Frank.
What does he wash it down with?
An ice-cold Dr. Pauper.
But he’ll regret it the next day when he’s a jalapeño pooper.
I told it to the guy who sold me a jalapeno brat for lunch at the local “Shoot and Scoot”. He says
that’s the wurst
Great joke, I loved it! Here’s one back at ya….Q: Why were Helen Keller’s leg’s yellow? A: Because her dog was blind too! Ha! I got a million of them….Shecky Green, somewhere in the Poconos.
Consider yourself pauper sprayed, Frank.
As the Black Knight said to King Arthur, “I’ve had worse.” Of course, that was after the king had chopped his arm off.
Taco very much !!!! He better be pepperared for the aftermath. It could cause the dire rear.
It was a chili morning and I was not peppered for this horrific pun.
Now I know why I felt a disturbance in the farce.
As a pauper, I’m deeply offended. Well, I’m not a pauper yet, but after the Obama demotards finish with their agenda I will be. So, I’m practicing for when the day comes.
What do you call people born into the endless debt of their ancestors?
Americans.
This post makes me want to go all 3 Stooges and start clanging commenters’ heads together.
Some puns are harder to digest than others!
Somehow, Jimmy, I did not find any humor in your most recent post. I’m not sure why.
That’s because you weren’t pauperly paupared, Marko.
I know, I’m bad. But you can help me out by sending donations to my new website at:
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I’ll be here all week (and beyond – or until I encounter an Omega Function).
void function Omega()
{
return;
}
Your welcome… 🙂
What the hell kind of donation is that, Tim?
I’m free! I’m free!
it was chilli today but it should be hot tamale
Q: What did Helen Keller name her dog?
A: Hyunhyunaahhfbbt.
… on a stick?
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See…a gazillion gallons of foul oil have spilled out and spoiled precious Mother Earth and you guys are joking around! We should be looking for ass to kick, so get with it and stop with the funny stuff! Hey, Mother Earth kind of took a dump on herself didn’t she? Maybe that’s who’s ass we need to kick! Someone relay that message to Barry, ASAP!
I noticed that you used lower case letters for both words. While that is fine for the first word, the second should be capitalized since it’s a pauper noun.
Pauperly stupid, the lot of you!
Putting pen to pauper
This be an ode to the pun
Puns are reason for Frank’s guarding dog
And Sarah’s possession of guns
Still, it is not as bad as the interrupting cow knock-knock joke.