Official memo out to Democrats on Obamacare: Run Away!
You know that super awesome health care bill they they forced on us and told us we’d love it? They’ll now promise to improve it so it doesn’t suck so much. And also they’re going to stop claiming it will reduce the deficit because no one, not a single person, was dumb enough to believe that. In fact, as soon as any Democrat claimed it would reduce the deficit, no one would believe anything else coming out of that guy’s lying, fat face.
Not in my wildest dreams, did I imagine this level of suckitude from the Democrats. I thought maybe they learned from the Clinton presidency to have some minor level of competence and not complete and utter disdain for Americans, but these are not very smart people. They’re not like my dog who eventually figures things out and behaves; they’re like my cats: incurable sociopaths who claw me and demand things. Probably not who we want in charge of our health care if we all like the not dying.
Really? You never dreamed of this level of suckitude? First democrat I was ever aware of was Jimmy Carter…I’ve expected nothing but suckitude ever since…extreme levels of it. They don’t care.. POLITICIANS don’t care….but democrat pols care the least about what “The People” want when it interferes with their quest for power. I don’t think the level of suckitude has even come close to it’s highest point yet…I’m all a quiver with the waiting tho’.
I agree, Dede. There’s a whole lotta suck left in this guy – and in Congress. We ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
Sucktitude. I am so stealing that.
If Obamacare is ever repealed or decently reformed it will have been a double bonus for us. Showed the Democrats true colors as socialist bullies right at the moment they were on top of the country was looking right at them. Reignited and focused a conservative flame that had nearly gone out during the disillusioning Bush years. Common sense reforms:
-get rid of the mandate
-get employers disconnected from the insurance business
-create a separate government contracted high risk pool for special needs children and adults. (this is as much to protect your insurance from their recurring million dollar needs as it is to protect them from getting dropped in their moment of need)
-open immigration for foreign doctors
-tort reform
-reform anchor babies
-reform unfunded federal mandates on hospitals
Democrats could have done most of this and they would have lowered costs been popular and they still could have met their goal of expanded health-care coverage especially for high risk high need individuals. Its a good thing for the right the left got greedy right while they were blinded by their love of statism.
Best essay evar, Frank!!!
“If at first you don’t succeed, keep on suckin’ ’till ya do suck seed!” – Curly Howard
I blame MoveOn.
Frank – I couldn’t find an email so there’s this –
http://www.thelocal.se/28454/20100819/
Woman in Sweeden winds up with one foot in the grave – seriously. Something about socialism I’m sure.
Hey, that’s not very…
Yeah, OK, it’s a fair cop.
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/08/20/biden-to-dems-bet-money-on-it-well-still-hold-the-house-and-senate-after-the-midterms/
Previously here I described Biden as like child he cant walk out of a super secret meeting and keep the giggles and pointing to himself. Nobody should underestimate what Pelosi/Obama/Reid may be planning. I still think Amnesty is the most likely approach. Remember how many times everyone was sure Obamacare was dead?
Cap and trade, card check, gay marriage none of that would turn the tables for election day but I bet they are thinking amnesty will. Frankly the Hispanic community is not that predictable. A few years ago when (fluently Spanish speaking-rich white guilt-fenced neighborhood living) Bush tried to pass Amnesty Hispanics weren’t a single issue voting block. As the years of fear-mongering from the left have accumulated Hispanics have become more and more indigent and entitled about their accountability for breaking into the country and frightened of Republicans. The right better start thinking how they are going to block it, get the country on their side, and deal with it. Because if it happens right before election day their are no second chances.
Regarding the long term with the welfare state bankrupt and social conservative values gaining a lot of political power Liberals will be astonished within a few years of amnesty at how much they regret it and will probably start conspiracies about how Republicans tricked them into it.
Nice I am stuck in moderation… for whatever its worth I hope I am wrong.
If I get stuck in moderation, can I leave another comment thinking that you’ll somehow see my second one but not my first one? That works, right?
A thousand kudos for an excellent essay Frank. Also, will be using suckitude as part of my vocabulary from now on. I wonder if I can whisper that word in bed as part of foreplay? Slap me silly! Am too old to think like that.
Nancy Pelosi is just doing what “Death” made her do. I mean, just look at her. She has the appearance of a woman who tried to cheat death…but got caught. Clearly death stole her soul before extracting his vengeance on her now-horribly disfigured face. If you’re going to try to cheat death, don’t get caught.
If they couldn’t learn from the Carter presidency how in Gods name could anyone believe they’d learn from the Clinton presidency?
You’re never too old for a little golf, Cilla.
Not one single person believed it would reduce the deficit? Oh no no, Frank; there were many that believed that. Those people all checked Obama’s name back in November ’08. I’m pretty sure these same people could be convinced that magic money faries pay for the free crap they get a la the rest of us.
The rats are deserting the sinking ship. The Queen Barry is going down fast.
Slightly off topic: I looked at their PowerPoint presentation. Ignoring the content, the presentation is of a quality that would have earned the authors a near “F” while I was in B-school many moons ago.
Excellent comparison with cats. We have 5 of the fuzzy little monsters. It’s frightening to see one catch a cricket,
torture it for a while and then eat it. – I don’t think the obumacare people will be allowed to eat us, will they?
I don’t think the obumacare people will be allowed to eat us, will they?
Only if it serves ‘the greater good’, which translates as ‘if they think they can get away with it’.
“Not in my wildest dreams, did I imagine this level of suckitude from the Democrats.”
That’s because you’re young, Frank, and because your world view says “people (even Democrats) are basically good.”
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Not only suckitude, but craptacular AND pooptastic.
You know that super awesome health care bill they they forced on us and told us we’d love it? They’ll now promise to improve it so it doesn’t suck so much.
Are we talking about obamacare or about a new OS from Microsoft?