You may know that Frank is away (mostly) for a bit. He’s on a secret mission or something. He took his iPad. I think it’s his. Mine’s been in the shop for a while. Should’ve been back by now. Hmmm. Hey, you don’t think?… No.

Anyway, while he’s gone, there’s no one to respond to the spam comments. Except me.

I noticed that I don’t get as may good spam comments to the stuff I write as Frank does to the stuff he writes. So, not only do I write sub-par posts, I get sub-par spam.

Like these…

I considered that some of this data might have been plagiarized, it’s scattered across the web and various peoples websites, unless you’re the first author?

Yeah, you’re right. I stole the content for the post to which this comment was attached. Because them internetz is crawling with post about how to pronounce Walthourville, Geogia. You caught me.

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Heh heh heh. You said “abreast.” Heh heh heh heh heh.

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Yeah, I suppose you do have lots of free time if you think of 10:37 PM, when you left this comment, as “this morning.”

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Anyone that uses the word “intited” should be indicted. Get a dictionary from the last 100 years. No one uses the word “intited” any more. You’re not even trying to write good spam.

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Who are you calling a “moderate?” It’s a good thing you didn’t call me that at 10:37 PM this morning!

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That’s more like it. Frank’s away. Praise me instead.

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Uh. Yeah. Thanks. Um, you don’t know this other guy, do you?

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Okay, now you’re just mocking me. Don’t make me go get a stick.

Much post.

You will get along beautifully in America.

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Arrgh!!! I so miss the Great Landlord. He gets better spam.