Via Breitbart.
I’ve never actually watched an entire segment of Chris Matthews, but from the many clips I’ve seen, I get the impression it would sound a LOT like this:
Archive of entries posted on 12th November 2010
IMAO Merger Announcement
As Newsweek is merging with the Daily Beast, lots of other print magazines have decided they too will have to merger with an online site to survive. So I’m happy to announce that IMAO will be merging with Highlights for Children creating IMAHighlights (that’s what the board decided on). I think it will be a great fit. And here’s a preview of some of the new content you can expect:
What’s wrong with this picture?
That’s right! It’s not nuked. Good job. You should feel good about yourself.
Also, I’m already working on a comic where Goofus votes for Democrats and Gallant beats up hippies. Fun!
Where to Make Spending Cuts?
With all this talk about reducing government spending, it’s time to get to specifics. Here are my ideas:
First off, why do we pay politicians? Sadly, lots of them would love to meddle with everything we do for free, so let’s cut off all pay and benefits for them.
Second, federal buildings — get rid of them. People have the internet now, let’s just telecommute.
Finally, I don’t like poor people. I think we should remove all spending that’s for them.
What are your ideas for cutting spending?
Frank Responds to Spam
Time again to see what the Great Landlord has blessed us with as I dive into the IMAO spam folder:
Maybe you should edit the post name IMAO » Blog Archive » An Incoherent Rant About Political Coherency to something more generic for your subject you write. I enjoyed the the writing nevertheless.
I tried being more general for a while and just called it “Blog Post”, but then people said I needed to be more specific so I changed it to “A Blog Post”. Still complaining! No pleasing some people!
Sounds delicious! I just came back from mexico last year and find myself addicted to these incredible enchilada recipes now!! Must go back next year sometime, I suppose, and this time head off the beaten road a little. Looking to reading more
That’s because those aren’t enchilada recipes; they’re meth recipes. Mexicans are always saying, “Here’s an enchilada!” and then handing a big serving of meth to tourists. They think it’s funny. Because it is.
I can’t get enough of your site. It’s really a great read. Did you start doing this on your own or with a group of people? It’s quite an impressive feat to have gathered such great content. Keep up the fine writing!
Well, I started it on my own, but the password protection wasn’t very good and other people broke in and started writing. Then it’s like do I want to improve security on the site or just become a group blog, and I am sooooo lazy…
Nicely, it appears to be like like the Tea Social gathering has experienced some good results. As a peace-loving American who has Muslim buddies, I ought to say that I worry for you. If the Tea Occasion continues to be successful, you had much better be prepared. Those lunatics will deliver the American corporate killing machine soon after you. Bless you. I will pray for you
I think you are misinformed about the Tea Shindig. The Tea Festivity has promised to keep their American corporate killing machine restrained and only unleash it on our Muslims buddies as a last resort. Or out of boredom.
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both John McCain and Barack Obama are great politicians with lots of achievement
I know you’re just spam, but come on! That’s like saying, “Billy Joel and William Hung are both accomplished musicians.”
when it comes to treating halitosis, i use stabilized chlorine dioxide
I reverse the polarity of tachyon particles.
smoke alarms are always great investment if you want to avoid having your home burned to the ground
That sort of sounds like a threat.
your Democratic National Committee has set up a slightly more beneficial polling locator they call Raise Your Vote. this site still needs your tackle and zip code, but then displays your assigned polling station plus the best route to get there from your home.
Whoa. Wait a second. They need my “tackle”? What exactly does that mean? I’m not giving the DNC my tackle. I don’t trust them and I don’t know what they’d do with it. Hands off my tackle, DNC! That’s why we voted you out of office!
Random Thoughts
I’m willing to compromise on tax increases if we could actually get huge spending cuts in exchange.
How about we pass a law that we kill a kitten every time someone buys a pack of cigarettes. Make them think twice.
I’m not just proposing that because I invented a new kitten killing machine and am looking for buyers.
It would do a lot for unity and understanding if everyone in the world was forced to learn English.
Anytime the Kanye West/Bush incident is mentioned, I just think of the t-shirt Franklin wore in Arrested Development. Now that was funny. And it was probably true, too.
What’s more likely forty years from now: A war involving cyborg zombie dinosaurs or me collecting a social security check?
Have we figured out who are 2012 nominee is yet?
At some point we’re all going to have to accept that Palin will be nominee and there is nothing we can do to stop it. Better start getting through those five stages of grief now.
If it’s Huckabee, I will… I… I’m already inconsolable.
I was never in the military, but I have two good excuses: I’m lazy and a coward.
Just because I haven’t put up a picture in a while, here’s Margarineglass!
Little baby yells at cloud.
Love the evil Wil Wheaton cameos in Big Bang Theory.